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dmkrispin.bsky.social
Just a sarcastic Gen X-er living in suburban Ohio. Former Air Force Brat & former Army spouse. I like cooking, reading, genealogy, knitting, and defending a woman's right to choose. Disgustingly liberal and unapologetically geeky ;-)
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Uh ... unless you're behind your party in a hallway. Don't ask me how I know this.

Our founding fathers raided a British ship and poured its cargo into the harbor. That was not peaceful. That was looting and destruction of property. But hey, what the fuck do I know? 💅

Check out BLITZ TV #575 - 80s Classic Alternative, Post-Punk, New Wave Where's all my Gen-Xers at? Meet me here!

*hears that banana clips are back in style* *digs through box of old high school stuff* SUCCESS! I'm relevant again! ps. I got out my old bleach-splashed jeans with the ripped knee & leg warmers just in case Too bad I didn't see my pedal-pushers, Princess Di victorian blouse, or deely-boppers.

The Godzilla movie we didn't know we needed ...

Found my new coasters! 😆

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youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...

I'm Mar🐫 & I approve this message. 👍 #EcomomicBlackout (image by @donkoclock.bsky.social) 🙏

Celebrating Black History Month♥️

Oh crap, we're in trouble now! Canada is gettin' its tits out!

Hey, while we're talking about erasing history: In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun." The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen. So they refused to announce a winner🤡

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It's gonna be a long four years. Buy stock in alcohol and antidepressants. 😞

No cap.

I feel like the Crypt Keeper! 💀

So, I wrote a big steaming load of jokes for this @RIFFTRAX special that just came out today, riffing on the weird/classic/horrid/wonderful Marvel TV shows of the 70's. It's a cheeseball riot, featuring Spider-Man, the Hulk, Dr. Strange, Captain America and more!