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What did you do last week?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

To: [email protected] Subject: You’re so fuckin’ special 1. I wish I was special 2. But I’m a creep 3. I’m a weirdo 4. What the hell am I doin’ here? 5. I don’t belong here

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We need to go back in time and tell them to stop trying to fix Y2K

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Now that’s what I call swiping right.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta say, Musk definitely knows how to ruin the country like a business.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The future just isn’t as cool without pipes. Bring back pipes.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You might even say they’re losing their shirts.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The UK has completely lost its mind. Is this the government Brexit voters asked for?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

White House Press Corpse

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The perfect name for a bar doesn’t exi—

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty cool that the CFPB doesn’t exist anymore and now I have the pleasure of enjoying a mailbox full of loan offers disguised as fake tax refund checks.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, fuck airplanes.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s an amazing time to be alive if you’re a terrible person.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only RFK Jr.’s first day on the job and already McDonalds looks like this.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care who created this meme. It’s perfect.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Can confirm.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I hate whoever designed this lid.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Grok, make a picture of the worst thing imaginable.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Might as well.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

You guys know that the word America is Italian, right? 🇺🇸🇮🇹🤌

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

You can just do things.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

AI could never come up with the Quiznos rodents

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

YOU CAN'T POST YOUR WAY OUT OF FASCISM: "The greatest of these sins is convincing ourselves that posting is a form of political activism, when it is at best a coping mechanism." Essential reading by Janus Rose in @404media.bsky.social:

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Yikes… I got a fake recruiting email this morning for a VP of Marketing role at Threads. A quick glance of the email header reveals a domain name registered a few days ago that has no website.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

He makes the best deals. 🍹

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

LOL

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

They could have just said “Elongate.” No hyphen needed. It’s already a word.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

DOGE is like, “Hey, what if we did Watergate but instead of breaking into a hotel we broke everything?”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Things are about to get worse before they get worse.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t worry, Trump just wants to “Build Back Better” in Gaza. What could possibly go wrong?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

For the record, the CDC was technically still in operation through the first season of The Walking Dead.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

How about those egg prices tho.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This is great because I literally used GrubHub last week and I’m sure they know exactly what kind of dumplings I like now.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

My avocado toast cost me $46 this morning but otherwise, I can’t complain.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

They finally got it done.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments