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swiftie, recovering hockey addict, 🐶&🐈‍⬛mom. glendale N1 ✨indy N2 conan o’brien heckled my husband once.
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I saw Taylor Swift wear glitter freckles once, so I started wearing glitter freckles.

me and my boyfriends.

Rollin

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just two girls trapped in an NKOTB snow globe.

Eeeeeee

VEGAS

Is it a requirement to have a 90s TV star announce first round picks during the NHL draft this year? Because that’s all I’m seeing…

Oh you know, just packing up for NKOTB weekend in Vegas.

This is awesome

CHRISTOPHER J. OSHOOD BELONGS IN THE HHOF. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

what the hell do I wear to a NKOTB meet and greet!?!?!? These dudes dont give a flying f what I wear. Why am I so stressed about it? I just wanna watch Jordan dance.

My European based manager sent a meeting invite at 2:12am my time, for me to meet with him at 6:00am today. I obviously did not see this meeting invite until I logged on to work at 7am this morning — my normal start time. Since I missed said meeting I had a series of passive aggressive

Someone was a VERY good boy at the vet today, so he’s getting some chicken nuggies.

I spent 15 minutes telling my therapist about sharks the last time we met. She just confirmed our appt for tomorrow and asked if I could share more. 🦈🦈🦈🦈 I mean, OBVIOUSLY!

🥳🥳🥳

Righteous kill!

Welp.

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

How does every episode of this current season (I mean, series) of Taskmaster just get better and better!? I love this cast so much.

do I go in the pool for a bit? or do I continue to hide from the sun?

The emotional whiplash my Spotify just gave me by playing Marjorie and then playing Shake It Off

today’s OTF workout was the hardest I’ve done since joining. I don’t even want to move. I don’t think I can move.

can’t help but say/yell “DON KELLY, BAY-BAY!” every time they say his name during the tigers broadcast.

fuck. this. place.

this is who runs this account

Been making a lot of turkey recipes lately and made what is essentially turkey fried rice for dinner tonight. Incredible.

This guy was napping under a tree in our front yard. No clue he was there. Walked out and we both startled one another. He then proceeded to take a 💩 while watching me and ran away. Sorry for the wake up call. Don’t send any ACME products my way, please.

It’s really tiring, isn’t it, being scared and upset all the time

Lots of mom snuggles at the moment. Not pictured, the dog at my feet. 🥰🥰🥰

brb ohtani is pitching.

Today’s worldle is for the Arizonans. 🌵