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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So much for detente. Alex, over to you. How are the markets reacting? #FightFightFight #TrumpMuskBreakUp

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

submitted 1 day ago • 144 comments

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

submitted 1 day ago • 218 comments

Amazing. Respect the lede.

submitted 1 day ago • 317 comments

Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

I am a husband who has a husband and I have never been as gay as the "Alpha males" on Twitter who are constantly talking about other men's phalluses and testicles.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

BBC is covering it now #FightFightFight

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is like when ISIS went to war with the Taliban

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 1 day ago • 532 comments

Astronauts on the Space Station flipping back and forth between Musk and Trump accounts to find out if they're going to be able to return to Earth.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Watching the Trump-Musk implosion:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Alright, buckle up. #FightFightFight

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Hmm. And they say women are emotional😏

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.

submitted 1 day ago • 89 comments

"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

submitted 1 day ago • 224 comments

On the one hand, Apartheid Clyde is crazy rich. On the other, Mangolini commands the Secret Police, sorry, ICE.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As I was saying, the poor children. Who will get custody of the racist bastards?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

submitted 1 day ago • 318 comments

Aaaaand now people who aren’t much on line are asking about the feud. #FightFightFight

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You see, what Musk doesn’t realise is that he helped ensconce Trump in the most powerful office in the land. Trump is no longer dependent on Musk’s money. He now generates his own money from crypto bribes. But we can hope that Musk loses. A lot. And that he damages Trump some.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As long as they both come out bruised and bloodied.

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Amusing to see the Efficient Market™ reveal TSLA stock had a corruption premium of >$100 billion, additional value untethered to the company's performance or even policy/legislation, but rather solely to a belief Musk had the President's favor, which he no longer does. P.S. Now down 10.5%

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

the irony here is that trump, who has such enormous anxiety over his 2020 loss and the perception that he won 2016 with Russian help, has now created a situation for himself where Musk can cast a cloud over his 2024 victory as well

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

Musk and Trump are fighting. Won’t anyone think of of the poor Twitter racists? Who will win custody of them?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's just awful when you buy a guy a perfectly good election, and he won't even do whatever you want.

submitted 1 day ago • 58 comments

Why is the American president repeating Russian threats without comment?

submitted 1 day ago • 929 comments

The One Big Beautiful Crashout continues #LeopardsAteMyFace

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Tel Aviv city hall decked out for Pride. Tell me, where else in the Middle East will you see Pride flags flying? 💅🏼

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments