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milkybar eggs taste bad which makes me think they're not primarily for eating are these where the milkybar kids come from will a small bespectacled cowboy emerge if i dont finish the bag

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Ping your package is delivered here's some proof [a photograph of not my door]

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Internet person: these wojak memes are just like Darmok. Normal person: what? IP: wojak memes and variants like soyjak. Don’t need to describe the whole thing, just reference archetype. Understanding conferred, like Darmok episode of TNG NP: buddy what are you talking about

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

I like that after the 10,000 Christmas songs everyone came together and was like Auld Lang Syne is a banger we'll just do that one every year for Hogmanay no faffing about

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Holding the After Eight above my head and saying 'Body of Christ' before I give it to my girlfriend

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not sure Mr. Bean could resist the temptation of the One Ring but I can see the ring becoming increasingly frustrated with his shenanigans and just giving up

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Every medical specialty exists on a spectrum of sit down to stand up specialties. Medicine is mostly sit down, with clinical genetics as most sitdown, but gastro and cardio are just across into standup. Surgery mostly stand-up but opthalmology just over into sitdown

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Went looking in my big box of cables and found a bulb that fit our new lamp pure vindication

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Windscreen wipers fell off the rental car on the motorway during a storm. Suboptimal.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

3,/4 length trousers but the other way round

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment