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Trans Man (He/Him) | 34 | Married | Cat and Dog Dad | Pharmaceutical Manufacturing | Hoosier | Furry
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My husband thought he was gonna install a trailer hitch all by himself. Naw, homie, you ain't crawling under 2 tons of metal and lithium battery without supervision.

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

My Reddit account is suspended for two days because I said incels should put up or shut up and get shot in the face for tryna fuck around. Lol okay. Swear to God if incels permanently cost me my nearly 15-year-old account, I'm gonna go feral.

You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.

My beautiful boy

My parents' birthdays are two days apart, and remembering which is which is A Trial.

Trying to explain Skyrim and its mods to my Boomer mother. Jesus take the wheel.

Trying to get my ma to play Skyrim.

My husband is washing the cars. So shiny and clean!

The 101st was deployed on US soil. I'm just happy my grandfather isn't alive to see that.

My husband trying to teach me how to be an adult. God damn, no one taught me this nonsense! How was I supposed to know?

Accidentally sprayed myself in the face with a bunch of Gardasil today, so that was cool and good. That'll learn me to use the depressurization chamber.

Put in an application with the AFL-CIO to—hopefully—unionize at my company.

Sadly, this is totally relevant to Americans today.

Broke down and angry-cried in the clean room today. We were given an absolute hot mess of equipment, and my boss just wasn't getting it over the phone. I started sobbing and yelled, "I'm frustrated and no one is listening to me!" Got me some results, so there's that.

JD Vance went MIA for two months, then came back with a statement that immediately pissed MAGAs off. What is your game, JD?

My husband just paid off my student loans. I don't even know what to say. I don't know how I got so lucky to find him, but I thank the universe every day that I did.

Just ate an Arby's gyro, a Beef 'n' Cheddar, and 6 mozzarella sticks. Dear God, so much food.

Bird Dog struggled so hard in the snow, but the old girl got me home safe.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!

Snow day!

I know this is satirical, but I had neighbors like this once. The slamming and wailing started at 1 am and went until 5 am. I nearly committed murder.

Just saw a dude walking his husky, except I didn't see the man or the leash at first. I thought for sure there was a wolf walking up my street.

Gonna stay out of the west, I guess. 70 is my max, thank you very much.

Agree or disagree?

Democrats say it wouldn't have mattered if former president Obama had been born in Kenya. So why are they mad that the current president was born in South Africa?

Some of my coworkers and I got talking about politics. Most of us are anti-Trump. The one Trump voter on our team just stood there, absolutely silent, with a thousand-yard stare. I like you, man, but come on.

Opinion | Give fascism a chance. by Bret Stephens