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all modern society is built around preventing anyone from ever feeling uncomfortable for even one second, and unfortunately that small moment of crisis is the place where all innovation happens

One thing they don't tell you about working in media is that the majority of executives at these companies straight up have never watched any of the shows they make

The Book of Revelation yeah it sure is “someday there will be a guy who sucks and everything will be ass” truly a one in a million prediction

Elon: *shoving thousands of federal employess head-first into a wood chipper*: this is good to do. Nobody can stop me. Democrats: he is going to be so embarrassed when he realizes he forgot to fill out the paperwork to do this

Guys this game - made by a TWO PERSON DEV TEAM - is a fucking weird ass nightmare and it is beautiful and unsettling and if you like surreal horror and slavic folklore ya gotta play

As a child I was led to believe that history was done happening but it appears to be turbo-happening

Jane Fonda hell yeah

I really need everyone to stop thinking in terms of laws and procedures and start thinking in terms of power and balance of forces. Like, yes, they intend to instruct the military to repress the people. They always did. The moves they're making are increasing the likelihood of army refusal

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

I say give the baby boomers AI toys and let em rip. It’s like a coloring book for your parents

An Emmy for Tramell Tillman

If there was an errand boy who couldn’t stay on task I would call him an “errant boy.” Hoping that opportunity presents itself someday

I need people like David here to realize that Trump & Co are trying to break everything, which means they could face repercussions about leaving office, which means they won't willingly. "The 22nd amendment is clear" so are the other amendments they are violating. It's not alarmist to state this.

damn all the worst are full of passionate intensity ?? Well let me at least see how the best are doi—… Oh guys. Guys it’s not good

While Vince Gilligan has tricked all of hollywoods writers into pitching shows starring goodie-two shoeses I shall sneak in and rise to the top with the most reprehensible anti-hero ever. His name is Joker Succession, his wife is a gun, and he is awful to her.

Trans rights are non negotiable. It’s like a foundational aspect of a better world

Living on the west coast is cool because when you wake up you get to read all about the three full hours of bullshit that already happened that day

Ace Ventura:

And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empires’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this:

Per NYT: Wallet Inspectors may sound suspect, but highlight an epidemic of uninspected wallets

“a bird in the hand is worth..” — let me stop you there. comparison is the thief of joy. enjoy your bird

Love Is Blind Minneapolis is wild all these ya sure you betcha indoor mall-walking kia dealership-ass geese just honking at one another through the wall like “WELL FOR PETE’S SAKE I AM HORNY”

Yeah none of this is gonna get better without a Lenin and the Bolsheviks scenario

I am not interested in being “beckoned,” or “summoned,” or “brought forth.” Don’t confront me with those sorts of things

Canonically, Shadow The Hedgehog is saved by his faith in Christ

Macklemore is doing the opposite thing Russel Brand is doing