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Republicans don’t even know what communism is. They have been calling center right politicians communists for so long that they wouldn’t even be able to perceive a communist if they saw one in real life. It would be like watching a dog try to read

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Does anybody here know about this Candlejack character? It’s my understanding th

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Nooo please just take us back to the status quo please I was just starting to thoughtlessly benefit from an system fueled by the blood of the global south cmon please

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Andrew Cuomo goes on Rogan and talks about running independent in the next few weeks

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There is so much beauty in the world

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So are we just spelling “lose” as “loose” now, have we hit critical mass on that one

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Oh is the war illegal

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God being 37 sober and married is the most powerful form one can have at a house party

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Put the word out: I have strained my lumbar

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Oof, rough day. Time to check the Levant, how are things going over there

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This is the last thing the BBC needs

submitted 10 days ago • 185 comments

I’m smart enough to trick myself, and dumb enough to fall for it

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The seduction subreddit is an incredible place

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“You are over here gooning to the shadows on the cave wall” is the new “cellar door”

submitted 16 days ago • 23 comments

They say the Beach Boys survived the British invasion because of their unique sound. But I think it was that, as a California band, they were 5200 miles away. The British simply didn't have long-range weapons that effectively covered that distance

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

Iran in five

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There is so much healing in getting high and playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater

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I’d let Jonathan Groff kill me. I’d encourage him, even

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I hate my foes so much

submitted 96 days ago • 21 comments

You can just make your own mustard. Nobody can stop you

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This guy was a clock in Beauty and the Beast.

submitted 16 days ago • 63 comments

there’s actually a completely fucking made up line running through the desert and it says you can’t be here, sorry :/

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The wages of sin? Sure, I’ll take those. Love to get paid. Wait. Wait I’m just now reading further

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Trump is living the boomer dream: calling the cops on entire cities he’s afraid of

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

It's so funny man we have an insane king being puppeted by his evil advisors. I haven't just seen this movie, I've seen this play

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 21 days ago • 73 comments

No no I’m saying that hot teenagers are different than children

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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

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Using the power of the human mind, I have written some real bullshit

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I work on an ultrawide, so there was no way this wasn’t happening. Also…. It’s TRON, it deserves that treatment.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

They’re saying you can’t dig your thumbnails into a cyst on your jawline until your hemorrhaging blood onto your shirt during a conversation. They’re saying no to that now

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it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record

submitted 29 days ago • 17 comments