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Kleptocrats making 20 year old tech bros work hard to steal from the American people and destroy the United States. (Parody account) Learn more about our plans: https://www.project2025.org/
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Well, it looks like we need to change our work at #DOGE from Operation Krasnov to something else.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

We didn't do this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Steve Bannon tipped us off yesterday that this would happen.

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Fact: This is the #DOGE employee coupon book.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Holy schnikes! We at #Doge use the same tracker for our work!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We never considered people would care enough to do the math. #DOGE

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We at #DOGE don't care about popularity. We don't care about the Constitution. We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We still can't believe people believed we were doing this to create jobs 😂😂😂😂 #DOGE

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We at #DOGE continue to be shocked with the stupidity of trumpers. We're cutting away your protections, your rights, and your future. Take a guess which headline is nowhere to be found on Fox News. Man, you're making this too easy. We even showed you our playbook (Project 2025) #trump #musk

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Duh. We all know that trump doesn't know a thing about what Jesus have ever said. #trump #doge

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Thank God. You had us worried here at #DOGE. We thought you were going to report about this: robertgarcia.house.gov/media/in-the...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The kids can fend for themselves. #Medicaid #DOGE

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We thought former VP Pence would do something about trump on January 6th when rioters were trying to hunt him down to hang him. But nope. He waited to speak out on X now, when he has no power. Perfect. We can continue to complete our work here at DOGE dismantling democracy. #DOGE #Pence #MikePence

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We can confirm, #trump has egg on his face for this one.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Have some compassion. Ripping America apart to give its parts to Donald, Elon, and Putin is exhausting. #DOGE #Elon

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Not funny. Elon made us get out and push. It was so cold. #DOGE #Elon

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We can't say who is running DOGE, but we can say it rhymes with Pladimir Vutin. #DOGE #Protests #Russia

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is only a backup strategy in case we actually have elections again. #DOGE #Protests

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