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i like to make stuff, maybe sometimes i'll post it.
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submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032

submitted 53 days ago • 103 comments

have we ever trained an animal to drive a car

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

was bioshock the first "lore via tapes" game or was there something earlier setting that up

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

its crazy how elon musk surrounds himself with bodyguards when the real danger in his life is probably his own cars

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

controversial opinion but advertising must be stopped at all costs

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Can we make a bigger dog like a huge one or is there a limit in science laws to how big a dog can get

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

me when im happy: LOL. me when im sad: Lo,

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

To the tune of I wanna Rock: i gotta poop (POOP!) I've. got. to. poop (POOP)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

its crazy that as of 3 years ago there are no living 9/11 witnesses alive today, really makes you think about history in a whole new way, like, in a way, the present of the now is just the history of the past tomorrow... fuck...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

do spanish speaking people think kirby is just asking for chicken all the time

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

hey jack, its me yeah, the guy who sold you the magic beans, uh huh, so listen, i need to tell you its really important that the beans NEED to go in your ass for the. what? you put them in the ground? fuck man i have no idea whats gonna happen to you now dude thats crazy

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I kinda thought we'd have hand servants that could move on their own like in the addams family by now

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

to the tune of poker face: pa-pa-pa penis face pa-pa-penis face

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened

submitted 101 days ago • 10 comments

when the homie with the nice ass betrays you: Et tu, bootay?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

just got in from stupid town and they sent me to take your ass out *empties an entire tommy gun at you but i miss every single shot*

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

but you didnt know the iconic story character had an evil brother, glemjamin glutton, the man who became the age of the last thing he ate !!!!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

there are 3 things you can do in this world, can you find them all?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

words that could work as wizard names: turlock, smorgasbord, shoehorn, rogaine, lepidoptera, jansport, arkansas, marlboro, cadillac, rolex, bicuspid, jagermeister, neanderthal, polonium, stevedor, davenport, springfield, tetanus, peloton, backgammon, whataburger, beltsander, the list could go on.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

i think even knowing what i know about it I'd still kinda want to go to silent hill just to see what it made for me, its like a personality test

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments