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$7 for dozen eggs is great for the first time!

I’ve sort of turned my fishing insta account @fckthatsdadlicious, heavily followed by conservative outdoorsmen, into a fuck you and Trump / Nazi story account until I start fishing again. When that happens I’ll still have a bigger dick and catch bigger fishing while continuing my mission.

This flu strain(s) is a lot of fun. Coming in on 48 hours and I’ve eaten four small chunks of pineapple. Nothing sounds good, still running a fever, and those really fun internal temp swings keeps things lively. Keep a positive thought for anyone elderly or compromised, they don’t want this one.

28 minute #discgolf round. Felt good, my bag is approaching dialed. I’ll do a bag breakdown sometime. I’m very happy that I found a few molds I’m loving.

Course work with my man Paulie Walnuts.

Took second in MA40 at the second longest running Ice Bowl in the country. Pic from earlier in the week. #discgolf

Out in these streets.

Got the bird. #newprofilepic #discgolf

Action shots. #discgolf

Playing the second longest running Ice Bowl in the country on Sunday, presented by Indianapolis Disc Golf Club. If you’d like to make a donation only entry, here’s a link and all proceeds go to a local food bank. #discgolf www.discgolfscene.com/tournaments/...

Played a great round at my favorite Indy course: Brookeside. Plenty of birdies, one bogey, missed a few putts, and ate a tall order of shit falling / sliding halfway down the hill on 20. This Ice Bowl on Sundee will be a mess. Can’t wait. #discgolf

When will I know when it’s great again, again?

My man Paul took a couple of good pics of me at a tournament over the weekend. Also, I’ll be on team Disc Golf Mart this season! Look us up if you are in Indianapolis! #discgolf

This inauguration is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends

Starting 2.0 off strong with multiple shit coin pump and dump. It’s definitely great again, again. Fun times.

How quick will Mike Pence look like Obama with Indiana’s new governor Mike Braun and his fuck boy dog whistle Mike Beckwidth?

Stoked for Climo Disc Golf! Can’t stop a McBeth with a plan, excited to see what happens in a half hour.

Can’t lie, this app is kinda boring and the bots are on the rise.

Happy birthday @crunchydg.bsky.social. I’m assuming you’ll livestream and snow glow round this evening because that doesn’t sound miserable.

It’s going to take me a while to get over that @colts.bsky.social loss. I’m losing my shit on the terrible platform we fled from. I’ll be short: fire everyone tonight. Hire Vrabel tomorrow, but give the team to @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social for the next week. At least they’ll play with intensity.

Twitter is in full meltdown currently regarding Elon / Adrian Dittman spaces call regarding H-1B immigration hires. MAGA taking sides and we’re still a few weeks out from the inauguration. Is the flock waking up or just looking for fresh outrage?

Midnight Mass = Midnight Density x Midnight Volume

From two weeks ago: The Wolf Man shattered a 15 year old Comet. It had all the juice, glad I was there to see it die in pure disc glory.

Walk the dog and then I’m going deep on some ramen. Turkey and some fixxxxinnnnnnssss my wife gave me. Also, buy frozen turkeys when they’re on sale. Fucking tremendous.

Merry Christmas! Might play a soggy round this afternoon. Also signed up for a worst shot dubs tournament for New Years Day at the Crick. #discgolf

Getting kicked around on the Big Champ layout at the Crick. #discgolf udisc.com/scorecards/N...

Devil in a Red Dress is still a banger of a track from an amazing album. Yes, A Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is one of the best albums of the last two decades.

If you want to witness the swings of my game: GOONHAMMER app.udisc.com/applink/comm...

The Disc of U wrap up: played a lot, Brookeside the most with 94 god damn rounds. I did have a goal of wanting to play more rounds there than at Washington, so that was achieved. The new holes there make it a better course. Trees to be added on 4. Needs some grooming in a few spots currently.

Not sure what I think of the Superman trailer.

They aren’t world class, but I’m very fortunate that my main three courses here in Indy are Brookeside, Washington, and Fall Creek. Boom. Stay greasy. #discgolf

Joyous occasion here: taking 70% of the boxes I’ve saved for the last few months to the recycling spot as we’ve sorted Christmas, boxed them, and gifts are being wrapped. Get out of my life cardboard.