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humbug being the title of one of the best x files episodes AND arctic monkeys albums…blessed word

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sometimes yogurt is just too cold

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thinking that elon would give one little shit about your shared baby once you’ve had it is bonkers levels of stupidity like…

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A historic Black church in Washington, DC, now owns the Proud Boys’ name Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church can seize any money the far-right group makes from selling merchandise

submitted 19 days ago • 51 comments

Yes thehill.com/homenews/sen...

submitted 19 days ago • 376 comments

I hate that turd guy who makes “financial advice” tiktoks where he just yells at people and calls them stupid and shames them instead of actually helping them with their finances

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

the same

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if I think about elephants for too long I start crying

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

I’m almost out of my adhd medication and probably can’t get it refilled until the end of the month (my own fault) Everyone give a warm welcome to SLOTH FEBRUARY!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

When I was ~17 I saw a rosy maple moth AND a Luna moth for the first time and I lost my damn mind. They were TOGETHER with a bunch of other common moths on the door to one of the outbuildings at my high school, it ruled. Anyway rosy maple moths are the best moth

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

why did my parents make me think the cops would come after me if I took a flower from a stranger’s yard they can’t even solve real crimes

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

looking at images of pink food. nice

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

i say this as someone who loves new york but this is representative of a type of jaded cocaine addict mainly found in NY who thinks they're smarter than everybody else because they have a couple thousand twitter followers and read some poems at a gallery in wburg one time

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

david duchovny’s lower lip

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Hey fellas you don’t have to indulge in cruelty just because its politically in fashion

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

good morning

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

Target discontinued my favorite *light* pink legal pads

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

need to put this tweet on this website. for safekeeping

submitted 85 days ago • 11 comments

All Christmas shopping has been completed

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses

submitted 90 days ago • 11 comments

new stardew save today queen? new stardew save?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

she’s so 👁️✖️👁️

submitted 96 days ago • 5 comments

you know what….yeah lemme see

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

fuck it. penny on the walking pad

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

submitted 588 days ago • 46 comments

im crying we really had a wide open option to go outside, read a book, pour more into our real lives and we said No. more website

submitted 101 days ago • 8 comments

hello

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hmm

submitted 129 days ago • 2 comments

[to the tune of Shots] fart! fart! fart! fart! fart! everybody!

submitted 600 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll repeat the outfit I’m wearing in my profile pic I’m just different like that I guess

submitted 600 days ago • 4 comments

Preserving one of our sacred texts

submitted 601 days ago • 5 comments

surely we are not calling them skeets like that’s illegal to me personally

submitted 601 days ago • 3 comments

the only way to make friends as an adult was to be cast in Jury Duty. window’s closed now

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

There is a kind of person who, whether consciously or not, is invested in making you feel bad and uncertain about everything you do in order to position themselves above you. A fun trick with this kind of person is you simply do not have to feel bad

submitted 608 days ago • 20 comments