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It’s gonna b rly funny if the north secedes because of states rights this time

yall still care way too much about lists

Listen bottoms are simple, you take them out to dinner, you get them mozzarella sticks, you get them drunk, you get them a plate a pasta, you take them to see a musical, then you take them home and fuck the sonic rings out of them

Putting some absolutely decadent lingerie on under the matching boutique dress I bought for this date night

When we were kids we built a ramp for our bikes and we built it too high, my dad warned us many times we’d need pads but we didn’t listen Sometimes a lesson just has to be learned the hard way

For years I’ve been saying you gotta lay the base work when you start, it helps avoid the queer high school phase of bitchy mean girl shit and at the end you come out with a tight core and phat ass

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

Bestie shouting in the bathroom: IS THAT A GREY PUBIC HAIR?

we need to invent sex robots so incels will stop trying to overthrow governments

still can't believe this is why he made likes private

You ever take a dump and in the process find out your maximum anal circumference?

I would be a perfect ceo of femboy hooters because I understand what women want and it’s helpless breedable little soft bois in the smallest tightest little chastity cage and booty shorts combo known to human kind

I would be a perfect ceo of femboy hooters because I understand what women want and it’s helpless breedable little soft bois in the smallest tightest little chastity cage and booty shorts combo known to human kind

do you think we could actually crowdfund buying hooters? like what are they gonna sell it for?

bsky its time to pool all our money and make femboy hooters real

me (professional lil businessravioli): for millennials/gen z, breasts just aren’t enough of a draw. with rising prices, the customer wants more. they need to see a pathetic little femboy in a maid outfit. Oh, are we live or is it a seven second delay? CNBC Host: how did you sneak back on set AGAIN?

In another year or two when they strip it for parts and sell off the brand name we can all pool our money to buy it and make femboy hooters real

Honestly we could fix capitalism if we passed a law that said if you kill a billionaire you get their fortune

come on ides of march dont disappoint this year

You know I just always thought it would be an American looting and pillaging America

When I was reading all of discworld my best bro was watching one piece and now that I’m watching one piece he’s reading discworld We keep texting one another where we’re at and going “oh yea the next part is fucking awesome” back and forth

Honestly we could fix capitalism if we passed a law that said if you kill a billionaire you get their fortune

*softly* "Lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax" *louder* "Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax!" *banging knives and forks on the table* "LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX!"

LOWTAX LOWTAX LOWTAX WE CAN DO IT PEOPLE

come on ides of march dont disappoint this year

so you remember when your pokemon would get confused and hurt itself in its confusions? sorta feels like that these days

I think we actually could bully Elon into a lowtax if the internet just came together

Plz let elons botched penis implant be real