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Really fucking up geopolitics by moving the map around like one of those plastic slide puzzles so that China borders England now

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I hate that I have become a smaller portions fiend. I used to clamber for a giant burger and now the thought of it hurts my stomach severe.

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You ever miss the novelty of a happy meal. The toys they put in those things aren't even worth crossing the boycott line for

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what i would give to have that wallace bed that goes like 90 degrees and puts you on a fun slide that probably ends with 3 broken ass bones and a splintered chair rn

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Really looking forward to the painful death that awaits me cuz it's a nice treat I get pain relief at the end

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Bunch of old bitches mourning things not being the same as they were this shit inevitable I guess cuz I'm not any different

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Me: Man all the upgrades and gear in Donkey Kong 64 feel a bit superfluous. DK, having spent 5 years stocking his doomsday bunker with fruit launchers and nootropics: We can't be outdone, we have to be READY

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Beer is both terrible and fine

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based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better

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Some comments on the Butcher v Gabe Kidd match are wild saying that these guys look like shit, probably two of the best meat lite guys out there and the energy is impeccable from both. Even fixating on their aesthetics feels dumb they have good looks that fit their vibe.

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Winter Soldier? What about Summer Boughthim

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Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?

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I think people believe I have a lack of convictions because I don't get angry all the time. I lack convictions because I don't believe in the prison system,

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You'd think priests would be impeccable at the try not to cum challenge and yet all we ever hear when they do something bad is not that

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12 Angry Men Knife Play Yaoi

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Juror 7 and Juror 12 would not do well next to each other one is selling and the other is doing schtick, it'd just all be bits

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The 144 Permutations of 12 Angry Men Yaoi - and that's not even getting into the polyamorous stuff

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Unfortunately a lot of autism issues just come from being honest about things everyone feels unfiltered through the minutiae of expectation

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Shout out to hoyo for making the Moblin from Zelda a more racist fantasy race by adapting their version of them to be black

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Every shot of juror 9 in 12 angry men has a wild focal length dude is looking straight through the camera

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my agenda 👁️👁️ #art #Shadowheart #BaldursGate3

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the people in family guy clips comments giving ebert reviews on gags

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Guy who has only seen the first 11 Angry Men about to have the time of his life in 1957

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Question is if all our data is used to make the supercomputer that kills us, is it all our progeny and therefore I'm not allowed to get with it's weirdly hot droid soldiers because we're related

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okay but why did mothra, the baddest bitch that ever did live, have to die...

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what if instead of making a super secure vault, they just melted all the gold into one solid block too heavy to move? you could then repurpose the vaults as apartment buildings or something, to save tax dollars

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

[You watch the goon for a while. He doesn't move, or say anything. You leave.]

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Wait you guys are actually gay for real

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Disappointment

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Oomph, Loompah, Doompity Doo. Ecumenical Councils, both One and Two.

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Friends, FRIENDS! 🧛‍♀️Cabernet, our Vampiric RPG, is OUT NOW.🍷 This piece of our hearts has been years in the making, and we couldn’t be more grateful for this wild, spectacular journey. You can buy it now on all major platforms!👇 (And reviews mean more than you can imagine🖤)

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

submitted 3 days ago • 185 comments

Make more David Byrnes and less Elon Musks, oh goddess that bestows autism like little hats on dolls

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She’s attractive and the size of an average human mother

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Glad that little autistic kids growing up have role models like... bill gates and elon musk... Yay!!

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You guys banking on Elon od'ing on k are in for a sadness that shit is very hard to od on

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springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me

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This is something about the Breaking Bad series that always makes this series shine. For instance. Inside the span of this episode, many different events happen inside the show, including Walter, who goes as far as to manipulate Jesse, even going as far as getting inside his head

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do kids fw the hamster dance

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Hey I'm going to have to do donation goals soon to get next months rent but today I need about £30 - anything helps, I'm sorry. ko-fi.com/dollterminal

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This feels like an Adult Swim skit

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being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

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