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Now’s our chance

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Crappy's Galesburg, IL

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thinking more about how big the idea of "pain is the *only* path to strength" factors into right wing thought

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Tony Soprano holds up a copy of the 1981 Rick James masterpiece “Street Spirit”. “You like The Freak.” “Not this much. I like the one that says ‘Some Freak’.”

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Get up offa that thing not my favorite James Brown song but repeatedly shouting I’m back is one of his stronger intros

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Tv writer 1: look i want it to be sad when an old man dies in a hospital Tv writer 2: thats already sad Writer 1: ok but what if i want it to be sadder Writer 2: ok um... what if the old man who died in the hospital ALSO worked on the MISTER ROGERS SHOW Writer 1: oh yeah MAKING PUPPETS & SHIT fu

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Philadelphia Eagles are president now

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Jon Wurster knocks one out of the park here www.instagram.com/reel/DGS8pCW...

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The crack of the bat on this one

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I think of this meme almost every day

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You can microwave whatever you want on level 3 for ten minutes.

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I hate it

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Can these guys start dying of a mysterious illness already? Surely god has a plan cooking. Stick with the hits?

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The junk food journey Kids stuff -> upscale stuff -> the kids stuff but particularly the stuff you liked as a kid -> the stuff your parents ate while you ate the kids stuff when you were a kid

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influencers in 2019: look at how hot i am, all thanks to this casually featured product influencers in 2024: i'm issuing crypto meme coin to capitalize on my fame as quickly as possible influencers in 2030: if you don't buy Patriot's Blend cricket protein Barron Trump will execute my dog

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your outie kicks ice cubes that fall from the ice maker under the fridge

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One of the scholars on this episode of In Our Time used the phrase “The Invention of the Witch” and now it’s stuck in there

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Art Garfunkel is 6’5”

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my favorite feature of the nyt is the paywall. in a moment of weakness i clicked on that story about the white man who wants to date his way to antiracism and the paywall reminded me that my life is actually precious and mine alone to live

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