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Can this dude hurry up and die so they can pick a new one before my vacation?!

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Is this like boozy powerade? Feels a bit too on the nose as far as marketing to kids goes lol

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing says "efficiency" like wasting money scrambling to re-hire people you never wanted to fire until a ketamine-addicted Billionaire decided to do so!

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I love it when our nazi crackhead shadow president screams slurs at astronauts when they push back on his insane lies

submitted 2 days ago • 168 comments

Theres 2 types of people on this earth... us normal folks and the fuckin dorks/Europeans who wear big over-the-ear headphones for every conference call

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#PrimaryEVERYDemocrat

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Buddy collapsed like a Jenga game when you pull the wrong block 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, let’s be clear about this. US Citizenship and Immigration Services has faced cuts. USCIS is funded by immigration application fees. It specifically is not supposed to cost the taxpayer ANYTHING. & that money can’t be spent elsewhere. This isn’t an efficiency calculation!

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

"Pope cancels all appearances due to health issue" Man, I swear if this 90yr old fuck dies and ruins my Rome trip with new Pope drama/traffic...I have the worst luck ever 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Look at this pathetic grifter cuck! "What is there to gain from reporting on the ongoing coup of our government when you already know it's happening?!" The motherfucker writes for the Washington Post lmao

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If the Democrats can't demonstrate that the power of the state can be used to rein in people like Elon Musk and Donald Trump there's really no reason to ever vote for them again.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Living in Texas might suck but Austin is an elite food city

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Entered this local Austin ticket giveaway hoping for free MotoGP or Tom Segura standup tickets and I won... tickets to Los Lonely Boys 😭 😂

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