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On this day, an enduring mystery

can confirm rumours that Topdown Dialectic is in fact Rebekah Vardy

The Substance alternate ending

oklou 🤝 mike skinner of the streets "my baby is a bird"

My cousin's husband, who is a cattle farmer, was giving out about ChatGPT recently because he had downloaded the app to his phone under the pretext that it was an "AI" app, only to realise it was not an Artificial Insemination app that catalogues types of bull semen.

A mate told me he'd go halves with me on the cost if I figured out how to officially marry a couple, and I did some reading up on it the last day and had a great time learning about "Celebrants vs Solemisers" because it sounds so close to "Celibates vs Sodomisers"

i've made a startling discovery about the severance theme

anyway, it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Using six briquettes to keep our PS2 upright was an inspired decision on my part.

Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!

We are the 2 Johnnies and this is my perfect 10 with Pitchfork

All respect to Walking On Cars, their music is brutal but respect nonetheless for being from the glorious future-nation-state of Kerry But there is a correct answer for Kerry and it's one most people are unaware of and it's Rea Garvey

Looking for between 6 - 8 people to start 2 - 3 Krautrock bands in Roscommon so that we can ratify Roscosmos as a music genre that existed at a point in history

Parsnips do not get nearly enough love. Potato obviously the undisputed GOAT of the root veg, but I think there is a compelling argument that the parsnip is to spuds what Scotty pippin was to MJ

"He had a head on him like a Lazy Susan"

Saying "let people enjoy things ✋" in response to criticism about my change dot org petition to make Zelenskyy an Avenger

I had a daft idea to write a screenplay for a gritty adaptation of the fuckers from the Fruit Winders comic strips and send it out to studios, but I feared God would curse me for my hubris and it might actually get made.

If cancel culture exists, explain why the 1c coin is still in circulation? 🤔

Installing the bomb from Speed (1994) into the CDJ's in clubs around Ireland and putting a stop to hipster bullshit over 140BPM once and for all.

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Order A Footlong Meatball Marinara On Tiger Bread From My Nearest Participating Subway™ Store For Only €7.30

John Chimney

Huge oversight in the Three Body Problem book series - any self respecting astronomer worth their salt would know that the only logical reason why boys go to Jupiter is to get more stupider.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Uwulysses ♥ by ★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🎀 𝒥𝒶𝓃𝑒'𝓈 𝒥❤𝓎𝓈 🎀 ★·.·`¯´·.·★

Dude, if you don't stop discussing maths with chicks in the bar then the relationship between (X) you and (Y) getting laid is gonna remain obliquely asymptotal

Not a lot of people know this, but Chamillionaire is actually named after his love of Chamomile tea rather than his love of being a millionaire.

Sorry boss *cough cough* I can't come into work today.... Yeah, I've got a bad case of the Munchausen-by-proxy's, I think it's going around..

Cake is a made-up drug. Please help FUKD and BOMBD eliminate this evil!