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donconfuso.bsky.social
Tinker, tailor, soldier, twat Whitley Bay, in the corner that England forgot, and that suits us just fine
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Harrogate isn't in the north east. Fuck off.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Buying shares in the word "clarity". Expect to have enough to retire by Monday.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like lazy thrills to make me happy. So Quarantine the Past while cooking dinner, beer in hand. Sun's finally becoming a regular again, Brand's been charged, things are looking up. #pavement

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Always nice to realise it's "fictional Mountain Goats song titles" time of year again. @themountaingoats.bsky.social

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

When the collapse happens, there will absolutely be no place on the ark for the billions of imbeciles who post "yeah, that happens to me too" on internet troubleshooting forums.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many questions people ask that can be answered by the simple phrase "Because you're a cunt" This should really be the first thing Duolingo teaches you in any language.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Can I be the first to point out that if you're from Blyth you're not a Geordie?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Bless. Outraged that the most rapacious capitalists on the planet failed to show ethical leadership. Cunts, one and all, but fucking grow up.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Oasis never really knew how to end a song, did they? #TOTP

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Juggling isn't "street theatre". It's just being a cunt in public.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Is it exceptionally rude that I just say "Reject all" when they start upselling in Superdrug?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely taking the piss now.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Had anyone bagsied "Sub Team Leader" as their Gladiator name? #theapprentice

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Two 3-1 results at Bramall Lane around two years apart seem to represent the high and low points of Boro under Carrick. Have loved watching us play attractive attacking football, but even that seems to have dried up now. Just disappointed more than anything else. #UTB

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Sub Team Leader

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