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donconfuso.bsky.social
Tinker, tailor, soldier, twat Whitley Bay, in the corner that England forgot, and that suits us just fine
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Absolutely taking the piss now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Had anyone bagsied "Sub Team Leader" as their Gladiator name? #theapprentice

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Two 3-1 results at Bramall Lane around two years apart seem to represent the high and low points of Boro under Carrick. Have loved watching us play attractive attacking football, but even that seems to have dried up now. Just disappointed more than anything else. #UTB

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Sub Team Leader

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no. No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

What a cunt. Absolutely no need.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Think it might be time to start getting into the Turkish Super League, lads.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

People are contacting @bbc5live.bsky.social to talk about what colour their council bins are. Fucking hell, will January never end?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered when I was little if I had a cold I'd be given hot milk and whiskey. To "help me sleep". Worked a treat, because I ended up fucking shitfaced. #GenX

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Why is the glue used in cardboard packaging so strong? Seriously, what's the fucking point in having to rip every box to bits to get the thing open? Cunts.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The full version of Layla is playing in our usual breakfast spot. Never coming back here ever again.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is some top tier deflection away from what the real problem is... gizmodo.com/schools-ai-g...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I have to go to the post office later. Sorry everyone, but I called up this storm to try and ensure it wouldn't be busy #storméowyn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I love it when a list of artists sounds like made up drugs from Brass Eye @electronicsound.bsky.social #brasseye

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else know any other adults who use the word "nasty" other than when they're talking to toddlers?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We went egg mad today. Good old eggs.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Different skew on this work from home debate as someone who was doing it for 10+ years before the pandemic made it a subject for dimwits: Fucking shut up and let me get on with stuff. #WFH

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Christ. Everyone on #onlyconnect is a total cunt aren't they? Every single week.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Post your favourite Pokémon wrong answers only

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Raya putting in the worst shootout performance by a keeper since Shilton in 1990 #ARSMNU

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Got my special tightwad works Christmas party next week. Just realised there's a Secret fucking Santa I forgot about. Very tempted to buy flowers from a garage...

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Shut up about the darts. You were probably wanking on about kombucha this time last month.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Presumably because he didn't make it available online

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

"I went to a Doctor Who convention with Delia Derbyshire once" Quite possibly the greatest namedrop I've ever heard. Bravo Pete Kember.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Just played a lovely game of "who would you want on your side in a fighter in a pub car park" watching #TOTP Boy George, Shakin Stevens (and his entire band), Simple Minds and Bonnie Tyler all made the cut. Weller, Morrissey, Erasure and Haircut 100 given the heave ho.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment