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Harmless conspiracy theory: why do the makers of razors also make aftershave lotion? What if they're including ingredients that promote hair growth. Fuck Gillette or Cremo give me some Nair aftershave lotion.

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You'd think Jim Croce would concede that Doris' husband is the baddest man in the whole damned town

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Hawk tuah youtu.be/-W2fNrzgv6o?...

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VAGINA - Six letters PUSSY - Five letters CUNT - Four letters BOX - Three letters

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The guy who was married to Natalie Wood when she passed away was Number 2 in Austin Powers?! That's the same guy?

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The band's called Pearl Jam because Jeremy Vedder didn't find Clitoris Smegma to be nearly as catchy of a name

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Good morning #TheSimpsons

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Fucking listening to The Bloodhound Gang and now only hearing and seeing Sabrina as Sa-brina, so it rhymes with vagina.

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That weird 6 month period where everyone said everything was "out of pocket" sure was something

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"Hey Shaun Ryder, I'm a little nervous have you ever tattooed this part of the body before?" Shaun Ryder: NEVER DID NO ARM NEVER DID NO ARM IT'S DARE

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The Safdie brothers look like a 20 year reunion of child stars from a family sitcom.

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The fact that Daft Punk basically stole the entire composition of the vastly pess knownCola Bottle Baby for Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger boggles the mind: youtu.be/fiD39jo5Yo4?...

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MR. BROWN Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. MR. BLUE How many dicks is that? MR. RAINMAN 9 dicks

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That song that was stuck in your head all week was Annie Lennox's No More "I Love You's"

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Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and toss and turn for an hour before having to poop? It's awful

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Archive.org is great because if you want to use Joplin's The Entertainer as an alarm tone you can find it there.

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I've watched the most dadcore movies so far this year. I tried rewatching Mulholland Drive when I heard Lynch died but wasn't in the mood.

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"Hey Shaun Ryder where are your keys mate? They're not hanging on the hook" Shaun Ryder "IT'S DARE!"

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Since the New Year Blackadder and The Drew Carey Show are now streaming in Canada. We're a little slow sometimes. Eh?

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button being a 100 year old F. Scott Fitzgerald short story is a fun bit of trivia.

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🎶Non-binary adolescent, you'll be a non-binary adult soon🎶

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When the XKCD comic goes above your high school level STEM education. #FrontFacingSimpsons #XKCDsNuts

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Despite what Hawk Tuah Woman preaches most women do not find it arousing when you spit on their thang.

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Man goes to a grocery store with Milk written on his hand. Buys a Blu-ray of the film.

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Batgirl, You'll Be a Batwoman Soon

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Did the L.A fire kill David Lynch? Like the stress of it or his already compromised breathing in the terrible air quality?

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There aren't a lot of books in the 600 page range.

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Pingolf is my favorite game on UFO 50. More please

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According to Google International Jazz Day is celebrated on April 30th which is a shame because if they celebrated it on January 22 could be abbrivated to JA22

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Goldfish releases these Elf themed crackers (they're really cookies) and they're delicious but the maple flavouring they use sticks to everything for hours. You get crumbs on your pants and they smell like diabetes pee.

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If a Canadian calls you "bud" he is not in fact your buddy and most likely thinks little of you. Sorry.

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Is Ice Spice the modern equivalent to The Bloodhound Gang? Inappropriate, puerile music for the youth to sing along to

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Adele is music dumb people think smart people listen to.

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One of the worst takes I ever saw was someone who tried to insinuate Chris Frantz doing some racist caricature voice during Genius of Love in Stop Making Sense. He was just having a fun time.

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You hate Thurston Moore because he cheated on his wife and broke up the band. I hate Thurston Moore because he was really mean to Nardwuar.

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My motto for 2025 is "I can't abide that"

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2025 is the year of the snake

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The Jizzes and Mary Chain

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New years plan? Drinking Alone, having a campfire and watching some 90s cheese 90s cheese is unparalleled. I'm thinking Nick of Time.

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Who tf doesn't own mustard? Dijon, Honey, Spicy, Yellow, my fridge's got it all.

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For a movie called The Substance it sure did lack a lot of it!

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My favorite part of Stop Making Sense is when they pan to the audience for a second at the end and it's all white, college aged, male nerds as far as the eye can see.

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