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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
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The real Slim Shady never stood up because he was the one who let the dogs out.. fuck this joke doesn’t work. The timings all wrong. Half the audience barely gets the references. What am I doing here. Amateur shit thats what. Get it together Don.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Since the dawn of bluesky there have been those who simply want it to become twitter2. Mock them. Mock them until they go away as our founders did.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

You guys. We have to let the nazis on bluesky or it will die. Seriously you guys. You have to get hate crimed because adobe and ads. You guys. We need crypto bros to spam all the comments. You have to be nice to them ok? You guys ok? You’ve got to debate them about your right to live you guys

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done: Carpenter Day care teacher Farm hand Computer salesman Computer repairman Retail drone Tech support Manager Administrator Collection agent The opposite of a collection agent

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

They should invent a covid that makes you sexier and more funny

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Fucking the skeet man for skeets (myself)

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Half a joke. Free to whoever finishes it: “the silent tweetment”

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning spooky fans!!!

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Hannah Bell Lector is a beautiful name for a girl

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just exposed my son to the Neverending Story and he didnt even flinch when Atreyu’s horse bit the big one. Kid might be a serial killer.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Bluesky should let me delete your skeets

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’ve got all this main character energy but all my opinions are like fine and normal.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Even after all this time… my dick is still out for you. Taken too soon. You had so much to teach us but we were not ready to learn.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Good boobing!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is dying because you won’t call them skeets

submitted 3 days ago • 117 comments

Just got back from the nerd store they said you’ve been recalled for safety reasons.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If Bluesky is dying its gonna be for your sins and not mine. I’m a perfect sweetie.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments