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I made my Wallet Way Cooler !! I am Available for Sponsorship !!

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New Stand-Up Joke !! I just Flew In from the Old Folks' Home and Boy is My Dick Tired from All the Sex I Had with Old People !!

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Try to Solve This Puzzle !!

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I Cannot Spell Out the Weird Phonetics behind how Bam Margera and his Friends pronounce the word Ass !! It's like "Eighyss" !!

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Tfw when you’re drunking a damn beerf

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They should have done an Angle with Rikishi where his Ass won a Championship but the Rest of him Didn't !!

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New Tinder Bio !!

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I just started watching Dragon Ball Daima !! I don't like the Guy with a Huge Green Testicle for a Head !!

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I just took my Dog to Petco and he took a Shit on the Floor and then he Turned Around and Wouldn't Stop Barking at his own Turds and Now I'm Not Allowed Back There !!

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Jenkem is Simultaneously both Drugs and Shit !! The Two Best Things !!

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I have a Really Good Idea for a Powerful Magic Spell !! I Cast it and it lets ME fuck YOU up MY OWN Ass !! Do NOT Steal this !!

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One time Pope Boniface IX Forgot to bring his Notes to a Negotiation so he got Nervous and Showed his Fucking Ass to Everyone to Psyche them Out !!

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Parents, know what your Kids are Texting !!: PSA - Piss Smells Awesome !!

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When "The Shit hits the Fan" it's a Bad Situation !! When "The Fuck hits the Radiator" I get Banned from the Library and Have to go to the Hospital !!

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When a Star Trek Fan Says "Romulans", that is Code for "Reef On My Ugly Load-a Nutsack Skin !!"

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I bet Bow Ser says Fuck a LOT in the Mario Games when he's Off Screen !!

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My Favorite NES Game is Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! !! Now it Might Seem like I'm Just making a Joke because of the Double Exclamation Point in the Title Thing but it Actually Is Really Good !!

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I know a Lot about World War I !! The Kaiser once took a Shit composed of a Single Eight-Foot-Long Turd !! The Americans Seized it and Locked it in a Treasure Chest !!

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I had a Second Asshole Drilled Out where my Taint should be so I can Blast 2X Diarrhea !!

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This Morning I took a Golf Ball to the Nuts and One of them Shot Right the Fuck Back Up my Vas Deferens !!

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[Morpheus] You think that's pee you're pissing now?

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My Uncle who works at Nintendo told me they have Developed a Miraculous Poop-Absorbing Lozenge (PAL) !! You Shove it up your Ass and it Absorbs any Incoming Diarrhea like a Quasar !! Then when you Want Diarrhea Later you just Shit it Out and Swallow It !!

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I just went to the Doctor and he Diagnosed me with IBS !! An Infestation of Bugs in my Shithole !!

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One time I lost Twenty Pounds shoving a Live Trout up my Ass and Trying to Run Away from the Cat !!

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I just Farted Out some of The Boys (Turds !!) !!

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My new name is BLASTER Hardwiener !! I am a Japanese Wrestler !!

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It is Completely Legitimate for me to say that my Dick is a Pussy because there is a Hole in it that I Can (And Very Well Should) Cram whatever shit I want up there !! It is not a Question of Gender but Rather a Question of the Limits of My Imagination !!

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One time I Paid a Sex Worker a Bunch of Money to Slam her God Damned Fucking Beaver on my Brain !! That might be Part of why I Don't Normally Follow Traditional Grammar Rules !!

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Winona Ryder dated Conor Oberst because she thought he was a Skeleton from the Beetlejuice Universe !!

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My Butt is Gay but I am NOT !! If someone Butt-Fucks me Really Hard Though it might cause a Shock Wave that sends the Gayness from my Butt to my Brain and then the Rest of Me will Become Gay !! You can Learn about this in Physics Class !!

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Lebron showed his Fucking Wiener on Live TV and Nobody even Talks about it anymore !!

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I have a Completely Legitimate Ass ! I ordered it Fair and Square from SPERMTOWN Chenquing INC !! There is NO Spyware in it !!

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Life Hack !! Piss in a Five-Gallon Bucket for a Month and Dump it on your Grandpa !! Trickle-Down Economics you Fuckin' Geezer !!

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I just found a Receipt up my Ass !! It was for a Dildo !! Wait a Minute, What did I Send to the IRS ?? !! Uh Oh !!

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This Cat keeps Hissing and Growling at my Ass and I'm not sure if it's because it wanted the Mice or the Sandwich that I Crammed up there earlier !!

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I am going to post a Picture of a Police Officer in just a Minute !! No Jokes or Bull Shit !! Just a Very Nice Picture of one of our Brave Boys in Blue, so Show Some Appreciation !!

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Benjamin Franklin Coined the Usage of the word Battery in Electricity !! Ray Rice Coined the Usage of Battery in Elevators !!

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Just thought of a Reddit guy that says “nom nom nom” when he eats his wife’s pussy

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