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* Moscow 4 July 1987 I create the TRUTH and the rest is fake news - Make Russia Great Again - <parody>
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At least I managed to RUIN a lot more in 2 months than Biden could in 4 years. I am a KING.

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I just heard he’s leaving for Mars soon. But first he has to finish some GREAT work for me and Vlad.

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Dear Elon, Last week I got done: 1. blackmailed pres. Zelensky 2. humiliated Europe 3. replaced my 1st general with an inferior one 4. went golfing 5. went golfing again Please don’t fire me. POTUS

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

My friend Putin asked me to give the Germans a voting advice, but that would be to obvious. So I asked Elon to do it on behalf of me. Because nowadays it is completely normal that the richest man on earth tries to polarize humanity.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

No worries, I just CANCEL the USPS and Elon will start a pigeon post service for the fools that still want to vote on me by mail. The results will be STUNNING, I guarantee you.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I saw how BEAUTIFULLY Elon demolished Twitter after he purchased it. So I asked him and his team to FIX our government as well. He’s doing a great job don’t you think? #Krasnov

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

No worries, we will just spent some more on EV government purchases. Elon is freeing up some money at the moment. He knows a very nice EV brand we can spend it on.

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submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

(📢) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Beast publishes a sourced allegation that Trump has been a Russian spy since 1987 and then—possibly under some form of threat—deletes it. But in an act of unusual heroism, it left it up long enough for Wayback Machine to capture it text. Here it is (please share):

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Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

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I have always been trending.

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Thank you for portraying me so nice! #Krasnov

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#Krasnov

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

That was indeed the moment I needed to start the TANgerine, which is actually not easy with my type of skin btw.

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That’s why I learned from my master to have multiple golden toilets at Mar-a-Lago.

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Bullsh*t, I applied myself!

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First I admired my master.. but now I am the KING of the world (if he allows me).. youtu.be/Dn1ZK2kcfQ8?...

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

#Krasnov

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