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dontblinktwice.bsky.social
I left twitter for bluer pastures.
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Planes crashes are the new school shootings… don’t worry tho. The old school shootings aren’t going anywhere.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

submitted 4 days ago • 100 comments

They not like us.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s safe to say twitter is for a specific type of demographic

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just saying.

submitted 18 days ago • 1009 comments

Here’s some publicly available information about Elon Musk’s team of unelected and un-appointed fetuses who are currently illegally accessing YOUR personal data.

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

The worst president of the us isn’t even American. That’s the timeline we are in.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I feel like I heard him say thanks guys?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn this man is stupid.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We are currently living in a synopsis of a kids movie.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the DEI for me. 🙄

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We need another Luigi type hero for a special ketamine demon.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Alright. Hopefully I won’t be called a racial slur in the first 15 minutes of using this app. Sry I have trauma from twitter 🤣

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Art of the deal. Piss off our closest ally for no reason in exchange for receiving a border security contract that's less than the contract for the small forward on the Toronto Raptors.

submitted 18 days ago • 77 comments