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dontforgetmye.bsky.social
I fall asleep by 11:15pm because I’m over 30. ❤️ NJ & DMV (yes both)
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I’m laying in bed…lip mask on…thermostat on 66° 🥰

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I’m still tipsy 🥴

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🤣🤣🤣 this is so bold lol please give us details after

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Yeah outside wasn’t doing it for me tonight.

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Ummm DC is empty what is happening

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As a Sagittarius, why is your birthday close to mine? No thanks.

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Meatlovers from anywhere. Domino’s Brooklyn style with hot sauce, pepperoni, and jalapeños, &pizza I get the maverick which is meat lovers with a basil sauce and I dip it in ranch

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That shot settled into my system and now I’m ready for the night

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Honey old bay with some good ranch.

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Me being in charge of moves for tonight is so hilarious to me. I don’t want to hear no complaints that’s it’s 2am and they tired

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I need the HHs to go back to starting at 3-4pm. Waiting until 6pm is now just a quasi day party

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Omg who started the money wars lol I want to fight you!

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By platonic friends yes, by romantic interests absolutely NOT

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College me is sliding down the wall

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I’m not scared of police just like I’m not scared of a flag in the bio…my friends ain’t got my strength lol

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“Girl remember so and so…chile they police now 🤣”- me “Oh wow…a beard can work wonders…oh…and he’s been in the gym…hmmm he’s looking like a grown man wow” - my friend 🤨 I know one thing! I KNOW ONE THING!!!!

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10/10

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Good morning to everyone counting calories/macros 🏋🏾‍♀️

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My girl locked in with me! I was going to hit her up for HH tomorrow and she hit me up first!!

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JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

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I can't wait for Elon to tweet out that the assassination attempt was staged.

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Baddies: White House

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I might get a seafood boil lol this seems like it’s going to be a long day

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Do yall have 2 weeks worth of food and water at the house…gon head and make a trip because this ⬇️ is accurate

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These hoes really fighting on social media 🤣🤣🤣

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