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Madre • Gamer 👾 • Introvert 🤫 • True Crime & Horror 🩸🫀•XI•VI•MMXII• 🫀 I’m probably reading 📚
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Bugs Bunny being listed as a cast member for Space Jam is 🤌🏻

Me: claiming I have to be tough and strict on my puppy bc he’s gonna be a service dog and he needs to be bulletproof Also me: letting him bring a pinecone in the car bc he really wanted it

i just need to be hugged tightly for approximately 7 years and then i'll be fine

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

Why are you accepting crumbs when you have someone who wants to give you the whole party size bag

The tension between me and crab rangoon is thick

I kinda really wanna play Hello Kitty Island Adventure 😢

He heard a knock upon the door It was her, from his dreams, the one girl The one he loved so much he put her under his floor Her ghost had risen, now their love could unfurl

It may still not be a meta/strong card, but Gengar EX is currently one of the most interesting cards in the game with the amount of strategies it enables. This card is only gonna get stronger as Supporter cards are added, but for now, you should give it a shot with your favorite Psychic type!

Be with the one who fondles your brain

It’s me the girl who married the same man twice

the fbi still hasn’t found a torture method that doesn’t make me moan at least a little bit

me with—m-me with.. me with..um .. u-uh

He and I are the same we can sleep anywhere

Not getting enough sleep feels like watching my house being blown up

Too many kids at the park? Break out your falconry glove and start frantically looking up at the sky

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. That session went well.

i need to stop saying lowkey all the time but saying lowkey is lowkey addicting

Trying to decipher if it’s ok to be unhinged on here like I was on FB 👀🤣

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

🌹 no no im not autistic the doctor just says im a silly billy ✨ totally different

do NOT bring my special interest up i WILL start infodumping!!!

Employee of the month

honse