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donvalleyparkway.bsky.social
Born of the liquid slime that all living life likes I am born ☮️ Child of the nineties ☮️
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force fed the faeries of the woodlands plastic dinosaur toys and now they know the distinction of saurischia and ornithischia. never undervalue the knowledge you hold, it is new to some body

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

ripping all my teeth out 24 hour live stream

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

they call me garden the way i'm green and cold

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

they rendered my guts assunder and now when i swalloe it goes to the Other Place where they mine it for nutrients which then get warped back into my blood stream

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

started saying shit like "wow, she's so beautiful" whenever we start talking about a woman ironically but it's slowly making me sound a little bit like a desperate oinking pig

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

there is nothing inherently sexual about making love

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

ingmar bergman cock hits different

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

the world's top scientists are adding more colours to the sky each evening, but only ones your colour blind eyes can't see, they do this because they hate you!

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

kinda ironic that a country with a monarchy is trying to outlaw incest but okay

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

need a woman who could love a toad...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

how I feel

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

my feed to your feed, my thoughts to your thoughts

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I look up people pictures and ask myself if I could love them, and the answer is always yes!

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

calling in a bomb threat to no place in particular, everyone deserves a little time off ,yay~!

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

large pixel art is trying to kill me

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

watching Enterprise for the first time and it's not really my bag but T'Pol is great, really like her dynamic with a lot of the crew, especially Phlox

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

the commitee

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

trying out htis new type of piss, they're calling it "kedney stones"

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

ubfunkey?

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

doodles for a comic I probably won't make

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

snoring puppy asmr

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

i would upload some art but I don't like anything I ever drew lol

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Thes made me of ooze to follow accoutns. so I can have so much fun!

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments