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I play video games in a much balder and more homosexual way than you. 🔞
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQn... transparent highway makes me wanna merge without looking

me after the no loads refused bukkake party

mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs

still in a platformer mood I can probably clean up Sonic 1 in an hour or two

I'm always a little delighted when I install a steam game and it actually supports 16:10 out of the box

We'll be playing RE5 next week, which should be pretty breezy on this thing

oh that's the first game I finished on this PC neat

yeah, josef fares deserves to be cocksure, he's doing shit I don't even see out of Nintendo platformers

shadows shifting

tearing shit up

Playing metal gear solid ghost Babel in the club rn going crazy

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

do not get in a call with me and donny unless you like foreskin jokes

selfishly hope Switch 2 preorders don't happen for another couple of weeks just to make sure I get all my ebay payments first

this is giving people quoting spongebob for an hour on my tl when the Spongebob vs Patrick Splatfest got announced

this dog stares at gay people

Put A Shirt On That Beast

Try Not To Cum Before Koopa The Quick

when erin talks to me past 8pm

Do The Education Connection Dance

dude the first episode of “rock is a lady’s modesty” went hard as fuck

Host The Hookup For Once In Your Life

Don't Fall Asleep At The White Boy Function First

Sneak Attack On Gaur Plains

MARGE SIMPSON?!

about to finish split fiction with da bro

Tell The White Woman "No"

Rangers I accidentally ate shellfish bring me my epipen