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submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

hoodie + sportcoat thing has to die

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world

submitted 59 days ago • 14 comments

"this is bull" I said, "total bullcrap"

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

submitted 66 days ago • 673 comments

Presidential advisor big balls after spending 20 minutes vibe coding a policy that will destroy the American economy: "foreign relations is so easy lol"

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

My friends, it's here again - you were looking forward to it - #tubatuesday is back! you know the drill - quote-post with your tuba-est hot takes, nothing intentionally inflammatory, no helicons, no sousaphones, just big fat tubas, have fun with it ♥

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

i am begging you to tell me to shut up. i am being as annoying as possible.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering an icon today 🍀

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

@aggrend.bsky.social I am humbly requesting BWL be made more puggable (firemaw in particular)

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

They call me God's waiting room because everyone I talk to wants to suddenly kill themselves

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Me beginning my reply to the state of the Union:

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

They call him Mr Deals

submitted 95 days ago • 12 comments

@fabinou.bsky.social i love your new article (as usual) about fastdoom optimizations - i noticed a couple of typos. "cripy" optimization mentioned in a couple places instead of crispy and one instance of "john carnmack" - of course as i'm writing this you fixed the john carnmack spelling lol

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Me watching the Oscars and all I've seen is dune: hey, it's the guy from dune

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever get married I will opposite my last name to corrupt the database

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

i havent known many jacqueses but cousteau is probably #1

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

shoveling snow did a Crippler move to my lower back and now i'm moving around the office like Mitch McConnel pre-stairs

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Lethal weapon is an underrated movie. An alcoholic suicidal cop repeatedly risks the life of his black partner in order to cause violence on a massive scale in the name of the war on drugs. In conclusion lethal weapon is Problematic

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of videos circulating of Canadians booing the Star-Spangled Banner at NHL games over the weekend. It's quite a different scene than this one in Toronto some years ago, when Canadian fans helped finish the U.S. anthem after the singer's mic stopped working.

submitted 124 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

outsourcing my own job to deepseek

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I want to state publicly that I would destroy my large adult son in overnight boner measuring but my wife won't let me

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

hey elon i have a nazi salute for you *points at dilznik*

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

This woman was telling me she has to keep finding alt queer nannies on her publicity tours because her husband keeps abusing them so I said "it sounds like you're feeding nannies to your abusive husband" and her son said "silence slave"

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments