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Gal by the name of Domi wanders these parts. She/her. Minneapolis-adjacent, Minnesota, United States.
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getting kicked out of wizard school because I hollowed out my grimoire and filled it with cold cuts

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

Me, explaining things to the simpletons.

@screadnareilige.bsky.social I forgot that I posted this last night

DMing my crush: I frew up

How Palentine's started: heating ravioli and garlic bread for friends How it's going: Jake and Kiva in the kitchen talking about being cloisterpilled and jollymaxxing sides kings

@screadnareilige.bsky.social tell me this wouldn't make a helluva Steel Beam

Know your cryptids

Inside me there are two wolves How the tables have turned, let's see you get to Little Red Riding Hood now, bitch

I will enthusiastically champion puppets, costumes, miniatures, stop-motion animation, matte paintings, and other heightened effects that have all the visible smudges and fingerprints of a passionate craftsperson over any attempt at realism, any day of the week.

whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

Holy shit a post just made me think of Boxxy and I realized that meme was from like 2008. Fuckin A

when I cook anything:

video games as a medium were all leading up to this apex point of cerebral perfection where I roll high on a measly 3% chance in Disco Elysium and two very different cops-slash-lovers rip monumentally sick dance moves in an abandoned church partway through a murder investigation

[playing Tales of Symphonia] Me: Genis is the Lars Ulrich of Symphonia

This post is perfect because I can’t logically poke holes in it but also I know in my soul that it’s wrong and was penned with evil intent.

Roses are red The magician longs to see One chants out between two worlds "Fire...walk with me"

If you get the opportunity I really recommend hitting any Cybertruck drivers you see with a classic eye-contact thumbs down. So much more bang for your buck than flipping the bird

Fix your hearts or die. Happy Friday. 🩷🤍💙

This photo of Kate Bush is SOMETHING ELSE

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Jesus Christ not even sure I could clear a 1/10

Pfff, what are they going to do with like eight trucks

In the last few weeks, I have had three separate big anxiety inducing situations involving myself and family (in my personal life, in addition to/unrelated to the outside world news cycle), and at this point all have mostly resolved as well as possible. 💖 Time to breathe and practice gratitude.

Surgery ✅

Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...

slices of parmesan dispensed from a listerine pocketpak

"Emotional labor" has a meaning! It's directly related to customer service work, when you have to smile and be happy on the clock to appease customers. It has nothing to do with not being a dickbag to people in your personal life.

💥First Avenue workers across all 7 venues voted UNANIMOUSLY to ratify their groundbreaking union contract!!! Workers won: -Big raises, longevity pay that respects years of hard work -improved scheduling, training and safety policies -protections for LGBT+ workers & more!

Every new technological advance feels like this: a reimagining of an old technology that worked perfectly fine but which now requires a proprietary infrastructure in order for the new iteration to work properly.