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James Bond: Civil War coming soon variety.com/2025/film/gl...

let him cook

Whatever You Like is such a good fkn song

Working in the "destroying the environment but nothing else I'm qualified for will hire me" industry feels particularly unsatisfying today

Like a kid making you taste a mud pie when you haven't eaten breakfast

An X account, operated by ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, and first created in 2012, has posted hateful, xenophobic, and pro-fascist content. The Observer linked Rodden to the account through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

then it'll get delayed over and over until eventually, the public forgets it ever was supposed to come out until it's surprise released on a random saturday

I’m not religious, but “the love of money is the root of all evil” is a banger

Never have I regretted anything more than dipping a single toe into the hubristic sarlacc pit that is Letterboxd

Out of over 900 anti-LGBTQ+ hate incidents in 2024, tracked by the nonprofit GLAAD, almost half of them targeted transgender, nonbinary, or gender-nonconforming individuals. Experts worry this situation is already worsening under Trump:

the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

Yes, I may be white. But I'll never be "that was the worst halftime show ever" white.

Wake me up when they’re both dead

fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice

Drake sponsored the commercial telling viewers to go use the bathroom right now

Drake prayin for one last income stream

Groundhog Day, except it’s about Drake being ended on a daily basis

It's Morning in America™ and Ronald Reagan is still dead. So we've got that going for us, which is nice. Happy Saturday fuckers.

Currently trying to reconcile my love of good movies with my partner’s son’s love of the Shia LaBeouf Transformers movies and failing miserably

“Don’t Kid Yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom manufacturer.

skeeting into the ether been the game since day 1

My “turns out I married a lesbian” divorce is finalized next week and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of us

Working on a new sleep strategy called diphenhydramine

DNB DNB DNB

Back in the day you used to have strong henchmen, powerful henchmen, muscular henchmen. Now all your henchmen are 19 year old dorks with broccoli hair whose voices crack when they say their favorite slurs.

People who joined BlueSky with codes.

Resegregation is the order at the federal, state, and local level.

Pass it on

My dirty little secret is that I mute people I don’t even disagree with

Poor people say “eat the rich” then eat each other lmao.

RFK jr will get confirmed because he’s the perfectly evil man for the job, him wanting to bring back polio furthers his qualifications for the job

A room full of money, power, and real-world influence: “If I nod like a proud parent, I’m doing my part”

Me when someone brings up Knives Out

Do you think Kendrick has made classical orchestras and conductors just, like, a little bit hesitant to perform symphonies in the key of A Minor

I remember reading that article about how the Jets were making personnel decisions based on Woody Johnson’s son Brick telling him about players’ Madden ratings and thinking “I wish the most powerful government on earth operated this way”

The thing about entering chaos and trade war and fascism is that self sufficiency is an illusion, an impossible thing. No one in human history has *ever* been self sufficient. Don't set yourself a literally mathematically impossible goal.

If I were the stock market I simply wouldn't open tomorrow.

Not really excited for jack shit rn, but on the other hand

The word Tariff does not appear even once in the Bible.

Instead of having good credit I decided to have a nespresso machine, sorry

Godzilla (1998) is so much worse if you’ve seen The Music Man

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

today's random theater photos: José Ferrer, Florence Henderson, and Tessie O'Shea in Noël Coward's The Girl Who Came to Supper (1963). Staged by Joe Layton. Assistant to Mr. Layton: Wakefield Poole.