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Thesis I'm working on: we're all living in Donald Trump's November Rain. A nearly 9 minute audible pile of shit that means "something" to Axel (Don), but feels like sludge to all in earshot.

Passed the fuck out. 💤

im sorry but video games just aren’t profitable….. call of duty only made ceo doug duty 20000000 dollars this year so you can see why we have to fire everybody

Doing the exact cocktail of drugs that makes me sound like the South African version of Garth from Wayne's World.

James Bond news is depressing. It's possible and perhaps even likely that an algorithm could generate ideas like "What if James Bond does parkour?" and "Star Wars is popular - what if we send Bond to space?" but it's more fun when it's one eccentric family calling these shots.

As a long time listener I can confidently the is one of the best, most succinct episodes about our current tech hellscape.

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

An amazing story about one rich shithead who has basically astroturfed an entire alternate political reality in Dallas, with aesthetics all the way across the political spectrum, in service of his many weird gripes and totally predictable reactionary politics. www.texasobserver.org/dallas-hero-...

We know who to call.

LLMs are the great dunce mask-off moment. If you think these things are magical you are credulous beyond redemption. How would a person who doesn't have the knowledge have the ability to tell between correct and incorrect answers? How would they know what to ask?

I loooooove this website baby

It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

This elephant pretends to eat guy's hat..🐘🧢😅

Premier teaser pour BALLE PERDUE 3 de @gpierret.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥 Le 7 mai sur Netflix youtu.be/rh7Oj4NE7IE?...

I didn't realize that AG Bondi also flat out told Apple and Google that they were free to break the TikTok law—in writing! Nobody wants to point out amid the rest of the mess that presidents and AGs can't deliberately ignore statutes they don't like. That's in this @stevevladeck.bsky.social piece.

Happy Valentines Day gang. My ★★★★ review of Mickey 17 on Letterboxd boxd.it/8PrMUj

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

I have to know whose rolling up to Centered lol

French God has blessed us.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Drake rn:

I hope the entire Super Bowl is artificial intelligence ads. It's going to feel like the world is ending. Entire commercial breaks of commercials for companies promising to do both everything and nothing all at once. The disassociation bowl

Wrote a little bit about the Fox News Grandma on Twitter who hates my guts, and how I managed to tame her like a wild horse. This is The Tale of Karen Orlando. www.idiotbox.site/p/the-tale-o...

There is still beauty in this world

The director of the Terrifier movies understanding horror as apolitical “pure entertainment” really helps explain why those movies are so inexplicably popular in this specific very fascistic moment in time

We have our first ever triple score with the cat tree

and what if we said there's now a list of tubi's pre-1950 films with less than 5k logs... 👀 just dropping this here: boxd.it/D1vQQ

I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.

We will have plenty on the Musk purges & the crisis of democracy later today, but for now, I'll note the fact that Republicans have no consensus on how to pass any component of their agenda into law, & the retreat that was supposed to settle it last week was a bust. prospect.org/politics/202...

in part 1 of FOOL TIME, we saw the rapid expansion of telegraph networks despite the efforts of a stupid asshole. next up: the undertaking of one of the greatest engineering feats in human history, despite the efforts of a new stupid asshole FOOL TIME part 2, live now for our patreon members: