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He/him, 44, neurosomething, polyam, dad, First Class Florida Trash™ and veteran of the Great Posting Wars. Pro LGBTQ+ rights, pro disability rights, anti genocide. DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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Have you considered getting out of my dreams? And getting into my car??

Have you considered getting out of my dreams? And getting into my car??

Lol if you need a guide to do this Is there an unisolation guide though, asking

Mooooon

Took the kids to Legoland for the weekend and ate French toast sticks in a restaurant that was all Lego themed while Ween played on the speakers. I wish I was stoned.

In hotel bed, can't sleep

I miss himb

Using as an excuse to post this again bsky.app/profile/dori...

I'm tattoo scheming

Marchy wooooóo This game whips ass now

Mackie's goal song should be Return of the Mack

Woooooo hell yesss

Hell yeag E Rod

We got doodoo Panthers tonight 🤮

If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to STOP IT. -spangled leather poncho -elevator shoes -bodacious cowboys

This has to be a parody account, Jesus fuck

Post a beach photo

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run.