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CT, USA. 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇷 She/Her. I'm a lesbian. A big one. Terfs/Swerfs NOT welcome. "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!" -John Waters
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"Clean Slate" is about making room at the table. We gotta fight for kindness more than ever, y'all.

I am currently getting multiple reports that Google, in an attempt to remove pronouns in the US government email accounts, just removed pronouns for every private workplace account in the world. If you use Google workspaces, go check on that and confirm for me. Overcompliance leads to stupidity.

“Harriet the Spy” star Michelle Trachtenberg has died, the New York Post reports. She was 39.

these kids will be trafficked and abused at whatever concentration camp they end up in. and somehow Trump voters have been convinced for damn near a decade that he was going to end global trafficking. It's just nuts.

I literally don’t understand people who are claiming they are fighting fascism but the one thing they won’t do is not start a newsletter on Substack. It’s completely mind-boggling to me. The easiest thing in the world is to not force your readers to walk into a Nazi bar in order to read your work.

West Side Story (1961) Giant (1956) The Wedding Singer (1998) Coming to America (1988) That Thing You Do! (1996) Spice World (1997) But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) Death Proof (2007) Being John Malkovich (1999)

Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...

BREAKING: After 20 seasons in the WNBA, Diana Taurasi has officially announced her retirement from the league. No. 1 pick. MVP. 11x All-Star. 3x Champion. To name a few. What a career.

The headline that 21 DOGE staffers have resigned is a little misleading. These were employees of the United States Digital Service, which existed pre-administration and was absorbed into Musk’s team. These aren’t the young idiots; these are actual civil servants.

Yup. You're in the Nazi bar and you're handing Nazis free drinks

Judge in court just now: “Any lawyer who is an agent of chaos, let me know now. It didn’t work out well for the Joker.” May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

The reason it's really important to leave substack NOW is their relatively new social networking features. Substack is creating a walled garden that you *have* to share with white supremacists. They want to keep you on substack where all the Nazis are and force you to share your revenue with them.

it’s tiring talking about this every few weeks but if you want to launch your newsletter on substack and share revenue with those guys, that’s your choice. but at this point you know exactly what you’re getting into and everyone else knows, too.

What's a little Cyrano de Bergerac between friends?

please keep your trans friends in iowa in your thoughts our reps are trying to fast-track a bill that quite literally removes civil rights protections regarding gender identity and expression

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Articles about substack’s nazi problem: www.anildash.com//2024/11/19/... www.thehandbasket.co/p/substack-a... thehypothesis.substack.com/p/heres-why-... www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... (Free link: archive.is/uyugO)

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

It must be wild to be a private equity guy. One day you wake up and are like “today we’re taking out our worst enemy: yarn.”

The New Orleans Pelicans held a baby race tonight…

EYE WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS… getting my steps in… and all of a sudden

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Me rocking my new turtleneck

like why would they zoom in like that 😭 #ncaawbb #wcbb

If you've turned off Apple Intelligence on your Mac, check the instructions here too for "Image Playground" and other AI bullshit. support.apple.com/guide/mac-he...

Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"

It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

Watching this Ally Sentnor goal on REPEAT 🔁 (via brfootball/X)

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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON... THERE'S A WOMAN RIGHT? AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? BELIEVES, SHE BELIEVES BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE'S THERE AND SHE BELIEVES, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

I'm gonna hold your hand with a gentle but firm touch while I say this...we are already in a recession, friend. We have been in a recession for two years. They're kicking off a depression.

And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶

Medicaid estate recovery has the government going after the estates of people after they die to squeeze as much money out of them as possible, sometimes with ludicrously huge bills.

Good news, everyone! #AEWDynamite

Holy smokes….meanwhile in Southwest Detroit a 54-inch watermain broke the other day flooding the streets that are now totally frozen with temps supposed to stay freezing through this weekend 🥶

So if I go dig up your grandma's grave I'm a graverobber but if I wait 50 or 100 years I'm an archaeologist?

name a film w a cat or dog or goat.

The jury has reached a verdict in A$AP Rocky's gun assault trial. It will be read in 90 minutes, allegedly.

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Me being a broken record on this: Don't trust consumer-facing "AI" for anything.

They want the planes to crash so that we'll be trapped here.

BREAKING: Delta plane flips on landing at Toronto airport, injuring at least eight people www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Happy Presidents’ Day to Chelsea green ✌🏽