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Misanthropic, but in a nice way. Bylines Autostraddle, The Hollywood Reporter, old (not current) AfterEllen. Words daily at Dorothy Surrenders. She/Her/Snarker.
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Whoa. But really whoa. I actually feel a little bad for Demi. #Oscars

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Somehow there’s still an hour and a half left of this thing, folks. Hope your snacks are good. #Oscars

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Queer women and bows at the Oscars. Discuss. #Oscars

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know Imagine Me & You turns 20 this year? Wonder what everyone is up to? Well, I know. So now you do too. Also, if you saw this movie in the theaters, be sure to book your annual mammogram. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/02/wher...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

What cursed Mad Libs was used to pair celebrities for all these Super Bowl ads? Greta Gerwig & Matthew McConaughey? Catherine O'Hara & Willem Dafoe? Aubrey Plaza & Michael Shannon? The only one that made any sense was Seal as a, well, seal. #latestagecapitalism

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone embroider this for me?

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Did I create a keyboard shortcut so I never have to type his name? Yes, yes I did. 🍊💩

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

First things first, fuck Donald Trump. Second, I guess I am really going to have to watch Emilia Perez now.

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Well, it’s not ALL bad news in 2025.

submitted 56 days ago • 6 comments

LESBIAN BAT SIGNAL: Cate Blanchett & Sarah Paulson together at the #GoldenGlobes ! Repeat, Carol and Abby reunion! This is not a drill!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Jodie Foster’s Elder Lesbian Stateswoman Era is coming along swingingly. (And I say elder with respect, because RESPECT.) #GoldenGlobes

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

OK, so I guess I’m going to have to watch Emilia Perez. But it’s a movie musical performed in Spanish from a French director, am I getting this right? #GoldenGlobes

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Taps screen. Anyway here’s Cate Blanchett, lesbians. #GoldenGlobes

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Carol Day to all who celebrate. #HaroldTheyreLesbians

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

Been watching Reels more just in case the pending TikTok-alypse happens. I don’t…I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Have you ever tried to remotely help your 83-year-old mother with bad eyesight beat the I Am Not A Robot image verification? Neither of us may ever recover.

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

OK, but real talk. It was actually very hard to not sing along to #Wicked. Please clap for my willpower.

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Do you want to openly weep but in a good way this weekend? Watch the Thanksgiving episode of Somebody Somewhere. This little show with the big heart, I LOVE IT SO. #SomebodySomewhere www.hbo.com/somebody-som...

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Finally, a post about lesbian pop culture instead of *waves arms at the end of democracy* Wanna meet the new Matlock reboot lesbians? Of course you do! They’re so cute! dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2024/11/lesb...

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments

Wrote a little about the path forward. Believe me when I tell you, fuck the patriarchy. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2024/11/fuck...

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the disconnect that’s so jarring. Half this country is in a full panic attack. The other half is the literal “This is fine” meme. Like Dr. Oz? Of course, why not.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

You know when a week feels like a year? Anyway, here are my winter roses. Find beauty where you can.

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments

Welp. Anyway, everyone make sure ALL your vaccines are updated before Jan. 20.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Matt Gaetz for attorney general? lol times infinity. When you realize our institutions were never really meant to protect us, this whole thing becomes just a clown show. Check in on the people you care about, that’s what matters.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Like is it too late to write in The Meteor for 2024?

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

I’m going to have to start reassessing my Food Network viewing. Some of this shit hits a little too TradWife. Like you know that Pioneer lady is secret MAGA.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

So, like, how did Rip Van Winkle pull that off? Sleeping for 20 years sounds really nice right now, tbh.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

America. We’re not going back. Vote for a better, prouder tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! #HarrisWalz

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I mean. We are all just stardust. Northern Lights in Northern California last night. Magic.

submitted 299 days ago • 0 comments

For lesbian reasons here are Jodie Foster and her wife Alexandra Hedison. #Oscars

submitted 361 days ago • 1 comment

TRACY FREAKING CHAPMAN. #grammys

submitted 396 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Carol Day to all who celebrate! Have a glove lunch in their honor.

submitted 441 days ago • 0 comments

Just doing my duty as a red-blooded American lesbian. (Who is also now totally bummed about Pinoe.)

submitted 481 days ago • 1 comment