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Harmonizing with the AC in my hotel room

Crying for my dog rn he just came out as French

In high school I convinced a group of friends to make a barber shop quartet and we sang Old Major’s song and this is my way of saying that I think we need to bring back barbershop quartets

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

It can be 100 degrees out and I’ll still refuse to sleep without a blanket. I hope that answers all remaining questions

it's really nice that passkeys are catching on as a universal authentication scheme but it's still frustrating that there isn't a universal identification scheme being adopted. OIDC instead of all this bs "sign in with apple/facebook/google" is so frustrating

Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton isn’t the duo I knew I needed

Idk why my Latina ass can’t pronounce Puerto Princesa correctly today

Happy Rust edition 2024 day to those who celebrate

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Pritzker+AOC 2028 ticket would hit so fuckin hard tbh

I honest to god don't care that she tried to kill congestion pricing like 50 times if she's gonna behave like this.

Gov. Hochul: "Think about this next time you're stuck in traffic." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFl...

You can achieve a high density of housing with strong quality of life when you prioritize people over cars and in new developments. Merwede 🇳🇱: 10,000 residents on 60 acres. Culdesac 🇺🇸: 1,000 residents on 17 acres. Assembly Row 🇺🇸: 2,400 residents on 45 acres.

Holy shit, so far only 8 qubits but with a path to a million 👀👀👀 news.microsoft.com/source/featu...

me: i didn't get the job wife: why not? me: something about my eyesight wife: what EXACTLY did they say? me: that i needed “adult supervision”

Funny how the people that love the phrase “We the People” usually don’t like what the rest of that document has to say www.jurist.org/news/2025/02...

I’m officially the tallest person in the country (just landed in the Philippines)

Awwww the millionaires re-discovered public transit, it’s always so cute when they think they’re geniuses

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

Sometimes I wish I also had the brain capacity of an unfertilized fish egg

My religion is whatever The Good Place is tbh

Got a free brownie for dessert cause it’s my bday tomorrow but the waitress was obviously skeptical that it’s actually going to be my birthday cause like… who goes to a restaurant alone in a foreign country for their birthday

use alt text ESPECIALLY when discussing things that concern disabled people challenge

A: Peaches Q: what are the presidents of the United States most known for?

My ex and I were so excited to watch Sheryl Crow get inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Literally turned off the TV right after because we only cared about Sheryl (ok Jimmy Buffet was inducted next and my ex wanted to watch that, and then George Michael we both wanted to watch but THATS IT)