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herabody therabody everywhere a body-body

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

tired: involuntary manslaughter… wired: voluntary man’s laughter!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

dave’s killer: bread (he had diabetes and celiac disease, RIP)

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

they should make a VR flight simulator that actually teleports you to where you land

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

tfw when you learn it doesn't mean the fuck? what

submitted 304 days ago • 0 comments

siggis is the best yogurt because typing autocorrects it to doggos

submitted 308 days ago • 0 comments

“my ride is here” i say with a shit-eating grin as a parked ambulance’s lights rotate, awaiting a kick in the nuts from a loved one

submitted 332 days ago • 0 comments

boeing 737? more like boning 24/7

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

“there are raisins in those meatballs” is what everyone says to me in the dreams where i’m in high school and realize i’m in my underwear

submitted 411 days ago • 0 comments

why?, the who, and the yeah yeah yeahs walk into a bar…

submitted 434 days ago • 0 comments

calling someone “boss” is the chill low key capitalism version of calling someone “comrade”

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

re-tired my wheels, effectively retiring my tires

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

has anyone said “she beetle on my juice until i musical” yet?

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

seems unsafe that i keep getting prompted while driving to: text “stop” to 5-M-I-L-E-S

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

the early bird gets.. the worm? pass

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

in my lab, work-shopping guy dinner recipes like "popcorn, 6 dill pickle spears and sourdough bread dunked in baba ghanoush"

submitted 581 days ago • 1 comment