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No kings. No tyrants. Not now. Not ever.

So they said "T Lo who were the 20 best and worst dressed at the #Oscars?" and we said, "Well, we'll tell you, Cosmopolitan magazine, but you've gotta pay us," and they said "Deal" and that's what we did www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen...

Any way we can find a happy middle ground between monster caterpillar eyebrows and invisible ones??

They are saying Sofia Loren is the inspo for Selena Gomez’ dress - I’m also seeing Marilyn Monroe. Old Hollywood glam done right

DEMI! Perfection. Every detail is flawless

I’ll say this for Zoë Saldaña’s red carpet look - I really enjoy her acting and appreciate her as an artist

Whoopi has never looked better. Great work Christian Siriano!

Cynthia Erivo is giving Disney villain in custom Vuitton. Move over Maleficent, Mother has arrived

Ariana Grande in Schiaparelli exceeds expectations. It’s a stunning work of art

Tuning in to the red carpet this early means having to google almost every person being interviewed. Who are you and who are you wearing?

I am still irate that Demi didn’t get an Oscar for GI Jane

I hate to admit it, but I’m fully entertained by Diane Warren’s reaction every time she loses

Shane Gillis was fired from SNL for racist remarks and now ::checks notes:: hosts SNL with an absolutely racist, sexist and misogynistic monologue. It’s all so exhausting

That Kartrashian loser sullying the SNL 50th is a huge disappointment

Political asylum is not the same thing as an insane asylum you stupid, orange c*nt

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

Did not disappoint! Congrats to Anna #GoldenGlobes

Demi speaking her truth and showing that level of power resonated with me. Particularly as someone who suffers from imposter syndrome on the regular. Love to her #GoldenGlobes

I need a Seth Rogen and Catherine O’Hara movie STAT #GoldenGlobes

I love a good ozempic joke but goodness gracious - every single person is a shadow of their former self #GoldenGlobes

Great - Ali Wong, Ariana and Pamela Anderson all wearing gloves. Now I need gloves #GoldenGlobes

So happy to see regular eye brows tonight. That was a rough trend to endure #GoldenGlobes

Omg Jeremy Strong! Doing his best LL Cool J impression #GoldenGlobes

Zoe Saldaña is stunning. I’ll have to see that movie now. Her speech is kinda reminding me of that old SNL sketch with Jimmy Smits - Antonio Mendoza would like an enchilada #GoldenGlobes

I feel like Timothée is wearing that tiny rakish scarf just to mess with us #GoldenGlobes

I want to hang out with Jason Segel in his secret Muppet speakeasy that he made in his house. It’s weird and I love that about him #GoldenGlobes

Colman Domingo continues to kill it on the red carpet. Unique and impeccable #GoldenGlobes

Ariana is giving Audrey Hepburn and I am here for it #GoldenGlobes

I really hope that Anna Sawai wins - not just because of her amazing work but for the visual of her having to shuffle with teeny tiny steps in that highly structural custom Dior #GoldenGlobes

I want to see The Rock in his lilac standing next to Andrew Scott in the powder blue #GoldenGlobes

The Jackie O / Cinderella analogy perfectly fits Selena’s look. She’s a princess in that dress #GoldenGlobes

Zuri Hall is doing a great job! The fit on her bodice is not doing her any justice #GoldenGlobes

Sooooo glad the Wicked red carpet PR campaign is over. That was exhausting #GoldenGlobes

Wow! Nicole Kidman’s wig maker deserves a raise. That piece is working overtime. Love it #GoldenGlobes

I wish Elle Fanning‘s dress did not have that animal print bodice. It’s distracting from an otherwise gorgeous look. Love her hair and makeup #GoldenGlobes

Tough to pull off head to toe powder blue formal wear but Andrew Scott is showing us how to do it #GoldenGlobes

Pamela Anderson looks stunning. She’s never been more beautiful #GoldenGlobes

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

How am I only just now noticing, after many rewatches, Sybil’s final insult from beyond the grave?? That B switched the frames!!!! #ChristmasMovies