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Product Manager by day. Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
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Nynaeve al’Maera is exhausting

Tried watching the new season of The Wheel Of Time but so many threads that I gave up and went back to rewatch season 2 to remember the story. Incredible storytelling

Life is short. Live all the lives. Love all the loves. Shoot all the shots.

Did a 10-mile bike ride on Monday and I’m still in pain. Everything hurts.

Your shower is small.

We must never forget everything these people are doing. The unconscionable cruelty. Their barely-contained joy in the cruelty. We must never forget.

Adding random engineers to my team cos you have delivery anxiety because YOU keep changing requirements. 🤬😤 I need to get back to core product development, this consultancy bullshit is vexing me.

And we are not going back. I’ve not shopped in Target in a month and I have not spontaneously combusted.

This! This is the goal. Tank the stock so bad the loans get called for Tesla, Twitter AND Starlink.

Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."

The show, Person Of Interest, has been my binge for the last few days. This show was amazing. Sad that Caviezel turned out to be such a disappointment

At some point, all of these “follow the leader” “innovative” technology companies will finally listen to user need and focus on needed features

We’re going to need a Zero Day Commission to fix all the shit this regime is breaking.

Melting your face to own the libs and suck up to a fascist asshole.

This cold is kicking my very sexy derrière. I’ve been laid out for 2 days but I got it into my head to get up and surprise my kids by taking them to soccer practice this afternoon …..ask me why I am laid out again. Old age! That you, bruh?

Can you do…..COSTCO?

I’ve binged Frieren twice. If you don’t instantly fall in love with that anime, there is something deeply wrong with you. The good pastor @solomonmissouri.bsky.social knows ball.

There are only 2 types of ppl who like cybertrucks 1. Children who play Minecraft 2. Douchebags

A cybertruck bc it’s ugly and gives little dick energy

We will save ourselves!

Has everyone else seen Zero Day on Netflix? We will need a Zero Day Commission after this “regime” is over.

2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.

Goals!!! Drive them into the fucking ground….and I loved Target!

If the spirit does not move me to talk to you like this, what are we even doing? NOTE: I’m healing so we will need to get past my trauma first.

The heart needs to be fucking clear as a bell about what it wants cos I’m tired

This is how I am with New Balance sneakers at this point. How did we get here?

“I can assure you, you do not want to spar with Karen”. Karen got Muay Thai hands. Y’all need to stop playing with Black women.

Cauliflower cannot be made to taste like anything other disgusting cauliflower 🤢

Jesus Christ! At least let him buy you dinner first…. So much sucking, so little…….oh look! The Leaning Tower of Pisa

Under the jail

Some of these food opinions deserve to be tried at The Hague. Who raised you Neanderthals?

My mates were getting French passports I was here renewing my Nigerian passport. Am I not foolish like this?

Look!

Congratulations to all parties involved. World War III cometh! I hope the eggs were worth it!

Does Starlink not have a board? Where is the oversight?

Spent 2 weeks in Lagos, hanging with family and reconnecting with old friends. Best therapy ever.

I’ve finished Parable of the Sower, I don’t know if I have the heart for the Parable of the Talents.

We keep begging We keep warning Is this a cognition problem or an auditory issue? Una no dey hear word?!?