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Marco Rubio: censorship of Americans ends today Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license

It's not at all clear from any reporting but who/what exactly is stopping elected officials from entering USAID offices? Doors? Rent-a-cops? Lil' DOGENERDS? Proud Boys? Who???

Pardon me?

Da fuck?

So randos doxxing these horrible losers is a criminal act, but what DOGE is doing isn't. Got it. May god continue to blemish the Disjointed State of Amorality.

Breaking: Sen. Brian Schatz says he'll place a "blanket hold" on Trump's State Department nominees after Elon Musk said the U.S. Agency for International Development would be shut down.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now, "This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."

I used to get a dozen text messages a day from Democrats begging for money. Maybe they could fire that machine up to let people know that we're in the midst of a constitutional crisis and that costs are about to skyrocket from Trump's tariffs?

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

It is incredibly depressing that we're having to create sanctuaries for public scientific databases like they're refugees from a totalitarian government.

The Trump admin has revoked Temporary Protected Status for more than 300,000 Venezuelans in the United States. As I have been saying for months: Trump is not only going after undocumented people. He's also "de-documenting" people who are here and working *legally* www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/u...

Apparently the official US position is that South Africa needs to bring back apartheid.

REMEMBER THIS WAS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

This is what a coup without violence looks like.

Folks, maybe the "I was right!" takes are not helping right now. Who in the hell on Bluesky wasn't "right" about a lot or most of this? It's starting to remind me of the worst of the Bernie bros after Hillary lost or, yeah, after Biden won. Just stop.

They got their news from cloyingly stupid young white men in unfortunate tank tops who loved saying how cool tariffs are going to be mainly because it was a fun word for them to say.

Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.

Wait till Chuck Schumer's tepid social media posts ruin what's left of your already shitty weekend.

"Money is like fucking heroin for boring people." (A Real Pain)

When you boil it all down, this is about shitty white wingnuts upset that they can’t use the "N" word and *they* can.

You guys do realize the Super Bowl is on Fox, right? Get ready for you-know-who to weave his way into and all over that event. Complaints about Kendrick Lamar being a DEI halftime show hire coming, too.

This.

A more appropriate name would have been Spew

If AI can't generate an animation of Trump drowning in the Potomac while screaming about DEI hires, then it still remains useless to me.

Ridding your life of billionaires is a fucking pain in the ass, but it's my duty as an American because this country sucks. Next up: Bezos

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

Media: When Trump says wildly racist, dumb and just plain wrong things like he did today regarding the plane crash and DEI, there is only one possible follow up question... "Mr. President, what in the fuck is wrong with you?"

I am convinced that if there is a hell, mine will consist of nothing but endless loops of Jimmy Fallon monologues during Trump's second term.

New product idea: MAGA Foie Gras Easy! Just sell wingnuts on how much the geese suffer. Say they're painfully stuffed with a blend of gavage and liberal tears. They'll love it! And then sell those dumb bastards can after very expensive can of some plant-based stuff wrapped in seitan.

Hard to top this

An extinction-level gusher of every possible type of dumb and shitty villain from decades of American comedies has been jammed up the loose DC caboose and, well, everyone who told you “That’s not funny“ was probably right.

ICE employees Fork off

we have a new rallying cry

Schumer needs to go. It's as urgent as when Biden needed to go after the first debate.

Shhh, don’t tell anyone but I’m actually pretty smart. Pretending to be stupid is just my stick.

I DID have "Trump invades California" on my bingo card already.

Judging by all of the younguns cheering on Donald the daring Palestine peacemaker, I'm assuming they don't teach about Saint Ronnie's magical Iran hostage release in high school or on the TikToks.

So I'm guessing "no" on the first one for my new Slack avatar at work? Maybe #2? Current mood: conflicted

“Brand new??” If *I* knew - in the 80’s - that they were planning a 5 decade assault on the courts, local govts, school boards, etc., that’d land them EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE NOW, how the FUCK did you not? Also: have you been asleep the entire 8 years since he was ELECTED PRESIDENT ONCE ALREADY?

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