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Never speak to me or my son, I guess

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I don’t trust that ___________.

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The owls are being downright cacophonous

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My kid is going to bring me some weird food treats from Marshall’s. He’s looking for prom shoes.

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There’s a certain crow who goes to the tree every night to look at everything like a Lord. I’m gonna watch him arrive tonight. It my TV

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Really going to town on some straight vanilla ice cream like a gd Flanders boy.

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I asked my house to find a thing that I was looking for, and to put it somewhere I had already looked, and it did it. The thing was where it had not previously been.

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When enjoying a handful of potato chips throws your whole day into perfect balance, you cannot lose!!!

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But I am still monster, despite nice feeling for frog.

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I just heard a wood frog, and now I'm just over here wondering what that little dude is up to. It instantly aroused happy curiosity in me. So if you're wondering what a simpleton is, here i is.

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children's harmonica choir

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Can’t funny

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Coach Greg means me harm.

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This is where I post from.

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Buddy. Dude. Pal. Good sir.

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I’m going to miss this little stash of very cherry jelly bellies when it runs out. The jelly bean drawer era need not end. I could keep it going. By securing more jelly beans. I think I have a good idea here. More candy will solve all my problems.

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I got up at 4:30 am and the moon was setting behind some trees

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I think I’m gonna crack out of my exoskeleton imminently.

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Um can somebody swoop in and save our country. Like is Batman on vacation, or

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remove a letter, ruin a food IBS

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Confused people are confusing.

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I did such a good job brushing my teeth. Then I went downstairs, and guess what? I had a cookie.

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Just when life starts to be worth living out there, the black flies hatch.

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Oof.

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Two twenty two make a wish

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Crying at the Sixty-Somethings episode 12. Like not from laughter, like actually crying.

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Jimbus H. Fuck

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The text I just sent my sister is a masterclass in tiptoeing around eggshells. I hope she can read between the lines how terrified I am of her, and perhaps take a good hard look at herself. Hahahahah.

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Got a funny feeling today.

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This might be a two bath day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I don’t understand things a lot

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I think holding grudges is fine because it’s keeping it real.

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I want to break even on a train bound for nowhere. I mean eventually.

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Are we allowed to be crass here

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With a mimosa plz, or heck, maybe that mom got a screwdriver. I don’t judge. Show me the back of her hair.

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Damn

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Told my girl child her pants were on backwards, and she said that since it’s the weekend it does not matter. I couldn’t argue.

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