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douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
God called me. It was an assdial.
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SHORT TESLA

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SHORT TESLA

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Short Tesla

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Short Tesla Pass it on.

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Was on CNN this morning (yeah I know) if you want to see me blather (This is the link they provided me for the clip, if anyone knows how to embed it better feel free)

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They want 1939 Germany, Let’s give them 1789 France.

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13 kids? When does FElon Musk find the time to fu€k all these women when he is so busy fu€king America??

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I am sincerely surprised that this porker could raise his front leg that high.

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This guy holds the Guinness book of world records for the number of corn cobs a human man male can accommodate in his anal canal. He needed surgical assistance to remove them all but he was able to hit the magic number of seven. After removal he named them after Snow White’s dwarves HDGSSB and Doc.

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February IS Black History Month! #FuckHogsBreath

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“You see this cripple darkey behind me? He fucked up. That’s why I’m going to shove this wooden spoonful of aloe up his ass. (Actually, Leon will do it”) Then he will be all mine.”

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I spoke to a couple of wealthy Mexicans yesterday. They looked European. The father said he hated the current President of Mexico because she was a Communist and corrupted by the drug cartel. I asked him how he felt about Trump. He gave me the same answer wealthy but uninformed Americans do. Static.

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This blurb was just this moment culled from the Chinese LA Times. I am concerned as to why the California Highway Patrol allows fully grown rocks to walk unchaperoned on overpasses in downtown. They might fall off. Far too many people are getting stoned as it is. Let’s ask Elon for help.

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“I want our elected democratic officials to start engaging in civil disobedience... So, if I want to ask them to do it, then I have to be willing to do it too.” — @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

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"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

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it is legal for me to throw your phone into the ocean for taking work calls on the beach, as per maritime law

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Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees with General Milley that Americans do not owe our allegiance to a King, Queen, or a wannabe dictator. We owe our allegiance to the Constitution. Fuck the nonsense trump says about being a king.

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#CivilDisobedience 👏👏👏 ✊☮️💙🌊🐕‍🦺

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