Profile avatar
douglasjgov.bsky.social
Best dressed in MDVA
1,171 posts 163 followers 103 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 43 Comments 7

I’ve gotten banned from 4 out of state locals for showing their PRd players what they would look like if they were black or Chinese

submitted 18 minutes ago • 0 comments

Babe of course your favorite eevelution is the most fuckable one! No doubt!

submitted 33 minutes ago • 0 comments

It changed It grew And everybody knew

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I pity the souls that never meet me and I spite the souls that don’t appreciate me

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Yea I’m self confidence posting. I’m self love posting. What are you gonna do? Kill me?

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

The misgendering in chat when I was playing on stream at inyim was going crazy brother

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve never grown out of a bad behavior

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I was highkey beefing with Max but they let me take a drag of his cigarette that they got from someone else so we’re chill now

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Max is the last melee friend I’m gonna have, gates are closed now.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m the most trustworthy owner of a gun. I only play with it when I’m bored or if I’m trying to look cool

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

In bed. Vapin.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Can I bring a gun to a major if I promise not to fire it

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I see you motherfuckers liking the most embarrassing shit on instagram reels thinking no one is checking

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Thursdays have now been changes to “paw job purrsday”

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Liberating!!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I find talking about my problems to be cringe and embarrassing

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Babe I’m giving your ass five big booms BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! B-B-B-B-BOOM

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Miles driven: 94 Words typed: 136

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Streaming DMC3 Vergil 3 tn when I get home from work

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s my destiny to call women bitches

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’m evil as fuck. I’m wicked as fuck.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Would any one like to go see “Planet Of the Apes on broadway” with me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

While tripping* Bluey plushie my therapist: “have you considered the idea that pushing yourself away from people is creating a cycle of paranoia, which in turn can increase the feelings of anxiety and loneliness you’ve been feeling?” Me: “okay……on god?”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Getting hand pain for the attention

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They need to add a new day to the week that starts with P so it can be for pawjobs

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I keep letting mice in the house cause they keep asking nicely and I never learned how to say no

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They should give me all the photo credits at the next super major as a fun harmless joke

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I can suffocate you just by staring at you

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I choose me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mealstrom: “hey you wanna run games this week?” Me: “🤡🖕”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hired a team of researchers straight of of MIT and gave them $100K to figure out a way to let me flirt with women and they just asked for another $50K.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They were cookin when they made lithium batteries

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No melee until I beat Vergil 3

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I run on straight tier one chemicals

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Smoking that Disney zaza chillin with all the dogs from Bluey

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sleeping at the fest while watching YouTube videos and laughing out load in room full of people trying to sleep

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sleeping at a fest and staring at the other people awake until they look at me and then I look away

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If you were a robot I would not have sex with you. I’m sorry. I’m OSHA certified

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the most normal fag there is brother

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dante check

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I haven’t made a good post in 3 years

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Top players are “imagine” by John Lennon and I am “only a fool would say that” by Steely Dan

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Blinking in Morse code at the cute bartender to get me another beer because I am in the presence of greatness and I will not use my voice

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments