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dougorgan.bsky.social

bong vivant. musician, producer / engineer, anti-fascist, happily married, immigrant. Beatles, Albini, cheese, dogs, absurdist humor. Canadian in Los Angeles. he/him

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Where will you get busted for literacy? BUCHAREST

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Why is Bill Maher?

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buy enlarge,

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Sent away for my absentee ballot and it arrived seventeen years later so I spent approximately the cost of a nice meal for two in LA couriering it back to Ottawa in time for election day. YOU'RE WELCOME, CANADA. shorturl.at/qMwZk

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I'd like to congratulate my cokey studio neighbor on not smashing his Stella Artois empties all over the shared entrance sidewalk this weekend, unlike the previous two weekends

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prolapsed catholic

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Well, why don't they make Josh Campbell and Kit Maher return the bag and apologize?

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sorry I'm late... tariffs

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Neko was the Case that they gave me

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Yee is risen

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#NotEvenWrong

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I got the "Forget Me Nots" singer and the Captain from Captain & Tennille to play on a tune but their groove is off. So is Patrice Rushen or is Daryl Dragon?

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Charlie Rouse is to Thelonious Monk as Bennie Maupin is to Herbie Hancock. There, I said it.

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Two in the pinkeye, one in the stinkeye

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There are two wolves inside you. One of the wolves always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which wolf is which. You may ask only a single question. What question do you ask to determine which wolf is lying and which wolf is telling the truth?

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heavy are the underoos that hold the poop

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Fun fact: the guy who voiced all those geico gecko ads earned nearly seven HUNDRED dollars doing so

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Get Me To God's Cunt

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Yes, I celebrate March Madness (I like Kevin March, the drummer for Guided By Voices)

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What direction I intend to steer my vehicle in is none of your business! 😡 #NoToTurnSignals

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T-Dawg is trying to make Canada the 51st state so he can shut down that nasty Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

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more like Deedee Megadoodoo process

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more like dude process

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more like doo-doo process

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Migraine? No, comrade, it's our-graine. ☭

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~ I think my parents and I will be safe from a scammer using an AI avatar of me to steal money from them because the avatar would probably ask for less money than I usually do ~

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memento maury

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petition to make 'tidy' the new slang word that means 'good'

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I wish I loved anything in the world as much as my dog loves eating flamin' hot cheetos off the sidewalk.

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A non-binary person you're engaged to is your fiancthéy

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"flat nine is goated when dominant is the vibe" - something i just earnestly texted

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Holy shit, check out Cornell Dupree circa '76. No cooler person on the planet.

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Where will you get busted for literacy? BUCHAREST

Why is Bill Maher?

buy enlarge,

Sent away for my absentee ballot and it arrived seventeen years later so I spent approximately the cost of a nice meal for two in LA couriering it back to Ottawa in time for election day. YOU'RE WELCOME, CANADA. shorturl.at/qMwZk

I'd like to congratulate my cokey studio neighbor on not smashing his Stella Artois empties all over the shared entrance sidewalk this weekend, unlike the previous two weekends

prolapsed catholic

Well, why don't they make Josh Campbell and Kit Maher return the bag and apologize?

sorry I'm late... tariffs

Neko was the Case that they gave me

Yee is risen

#NotEvenWrong

I got the "Forget Me Nots" singer and the Captain from Captain & Tennille to play on a tune but their groove is off. So is Patrice Rushen or is Daryl Dragon?

Charlie Rouse is to Thelonious Monk as Bennie Maupin is to Herbie Hancock. There, I said it.

Two in the pinkeye, one in the stinkeye

There are two wolves inside you. One of the wolves always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which wolf is which. You may ask only a single question. What question do you ask to determine which wolf is lying and which wolf is telling the truth?

heavy are the underoos that hold the poop

Fun fact: the guy who voiced all those geico gecko ads earned nearly seven HUNDRED dollars doing so

Get Me To God's Cunt

Yes, I celebrate March Madness (I like Kevin March, the drummer for Guided By Voices)

What direction I intend to steer my vehicle in is none of your business! 😡 #NoToTurnSignals

T-Dawg is trying to make Canada the 51st state so he can shut down that nasty Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

more like Deedee Megadoodoo process

more like dude process

more like doo-doo process

Migraine? No, comrade, it's our-graine. ☭

~ I think my parents and I will be safe from a scammer using an AI avatar of me to steal money from them because the avatar would probably ask for less money than I usually do ~

memento maury

petition to make 'tidy' the new slang word that means 'good'

I wish I loved anything in the world as much as my dog loves eating flamin' hot cheetos off the sidewalk.

A non-binary person you're engaged to is your fiancthéy

"flat nine is goated when dominant is the vibe" - something i just earnestly texted

Holy shit, check out Cornell Dupree circa '76. No cooler person on the planet.

The past few months, huh? Anything of note happen in that time that might help explain this?

Pam Bondi? More like Spam Blondie! 🤪 we're all going to die

AAVE Maria