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"I was baptized in the river of profanity."
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Starting tomorrow this is gonna be me...begging the sweet generous TikTok people to spare a few minutes of live Beyonce concert footage.

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Stages of getting ready... Makeup...super hyped. Hair...Yaaass girly! It's coming together. Time to iron the outfit...aw fuck, I might just stay home.

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One good thing about having to walk a dog every single morning...you get to see the trees and flowers at each of their peak blooming cycles. Might be tired as hell with crust still on your eyes, but at least you have something pretty to look at.

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Killed two spiders today. It's happening again yall. They're back.

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The door dash people always get lost walking around our neighborhood. Gotta chase down our damn food. 😩

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#GH BLQ should really put Lulu into another coma over this adoption story.

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#GH Diane accidentally passed on Kristina's psych ward papers to Marco? Oopsie.

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Some lessons Mama gets tired of teaching. You get hot enough, you'll figure it out.

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In today's autism adventures... It's hot outside. My kid has plenty of shorts but literally melts down when I make him wear them. Fine. He puts on sweatpants which are his favorite...then rolls them above his knees like shorts. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Oh hell, I guess so. Joey has his hands in all the dirty cookie jars. #BeyondTheGates

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Now how did Joey know about the escort service? Does he own that too?! #BeyondTheGates

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Aye, Tomas is actually being useful today. Letting those Eva details spill is the best thing he's done. #BeyondTheGates

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Vanessa actually sleeping with her own Husband? We must be in upside down land. #BeyondTheGates

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Think you can't look anymore ridiculous than you do while using a bonnet hair dryer? Try using an extra long bonnet hair dryer. I look fucking insane.

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#GH Lulu wrote an article about adoption huh? She's such a messy bitch & not in the fun way.

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#GH Is Drew gonna follow Willow to Germany? We already know he doesn't want her breathing without him.

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#GH So Carly wants to make the best decision for Michael...except she doesn't want Michael involved in the decision at all.

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#GH It never occurred to Willow to go visit her fire explosion victim Husband. Seems about right.

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Trying to keep up with which wig matches which name... exhausting. #BeyondTheGates

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Leslie is figuring out that Eva is fond of Nicole. Lawd, she might just set more than that party ablaze. #BeyondTheGates

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If Eva doesn't do anything else, she's gonna make sure folks know she ain't got a Daddy. #BeyondTheGates

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Okay #BeyondTheGates, I hope yall got all of that singing out of your system. Now don't do it again.

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I forgot Mona knows who Eva's Mom is. I guess that's why they kept Mona off the scene for a minute while Dana / Leslie was making all of those surprise appearances. #BeyondTheGates

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Teddy Bear was about to whip it out right in front of company. 😂 #BeyondTheGates

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Jordan and Isaiah were the hottest non couple on #gh. There was so much room for them to blossom. Then bam. Nothing.

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Not one decision that Sasha makes is made with intelligence. No thoughts about how today's actions will affect her future self at all. #gh

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I decided to catch up on #GH before Beyond The Gates today and this is how they repay me? A Jordan & Isaiah breakup?! That better change before the episode is over.

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My Husband giving me post wrestling updates again.

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This is about to be an Easter Monday dinner. I haven't cooked anything but eggs.

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My favorite part of the Easter basket experience...sneaking a few chocolate eggs. The kid has gotta pay that Mom tax. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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She wouldn't ever say it to my face, but I know she be thinkin "That girl knows damn well that is not how I taught her."

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My Mom owned a gift basket business back in the day, so I know how to make them beautiful. Yet, every Easter I just throw some ish together all willy nilly at the last minute. She's probably so embarrassed of me.

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Aww, Naomi was surprising her Granny? Sweet. She's becoming a fav of mine. #BeyondTheGates

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Everybody in town is trying to give Dani a job. Her parents with the charity. Kat with the purses. Her bff with modeling. Meanwhile all Dani wants to do is drink. #BeyondTheGates

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It's crazy that Mr. Eddie and his Dad are not actually Father and Son in real life. They even smile the same. #AbbottElementary

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Bought my Husband a superb0x. He's in sports heaven. Guess I'm never watching TV in the living room again.

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I don't mind product placement, but why would the Tide be on the table while Smitty is folding laundry? He doesn't need Tide to fold clothes. #BeyondtheGates #BTG

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I'm a little obsessed with the McBrides disintegrating marriage. Doug really does know that Vanessa be cattin' around. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

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Vanessa crying at the idea of Doug having an affair is hilarious considering her current roster. #BeyondTheGates

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My Husband agreed to sell himself instead, but I'm not sure he has what it takes. Gotta loosen him up first.

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Got 7 concerts on the list between May & June. What're some of those fetish websites that pay the most? Do they like gapped teeth?

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Making a list of upcoming concerts I wanna go to. Chile, it might be time for me to do something strange for a little bit of change.

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😂 The bottle of Tide was watching them have sex that whole time? #BeyondTheGates

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I hate that Andre & Dani as a couple have grown on me. They were supposed to just be a hookup, but it's clearly a bit more than that now. Even if that's mostly about them being rejected by others. Plus, the family fallout if folks found out they were really a thing... #BeyondTheGates

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