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Press release: “Myself and family are watching with sadness the health of Pope Francis. All of our prayers are towards a full recovery. The online speculation of some that i will be elected at a Conclave as Pope is cruel, unwarranted, counter to the faith….and I want it to stop immediately.”

Press release: “Myself and family are watching with sadness the health issues of Pope Francis. All of our prayers are directed towards a full recovery. The frantic online speculation of some that I may be voted by acclimation as Pontiff is mean-spirited, unwanted, and counterproductive.”

FUCK THE AGGIES

also go vols

FUCK EM

I in fact DID once get busy in a Burger King bathroom

I wanna go back down and get high by the ceiling With a tin cup for a chalice - fill it up! - with red wine And I’ll be chewin’ on a honeysuckle vine

Is he dead yet

If you like weather like this you are a lousy cork soaker

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer I think I got cabin fever Somebody sound the alarm

BARGO SMASH

Look I aint saying she gotta swallow but if not; at least do something creative like spit it in the air like Triple H

Jumpin Jack Flash

Fuck em. I know how East Tn voted. They getting what they deserved

“Nobody makes a MSDS for a fuckin’ gas can! Ever! It’s a GAS CAN.” - overheard a minute ago. I don’t even want to investigate

Taylor Pannell had a monster weekend during Tennessee softball's 5-0 stretch in Louisiana and Texas: - .647 BA - 3 HR - 2 2B - 3 BB - 13 RBI - 7 R Weekend roundup: tennessee.rivals.com/news/tenness...

In a world gone mad; flashing of boobs tends to calm a tempest storm. Ladies, will you show the girls….for the good of humanity? Prayers up.

I, for one, was not Kung Fu Fighting. Regardless of what you may have heard

Zakai Ziegler Will you be my Valentine?

This is the way.

Tornado season

I’m disgustingly hetero white blue collar male BUT… I’m too GenX not to melt instantly at the beginning of “Unchained Melody”. Y’all. Patrick and Demi…..you just had to live it.

hey did vandy win

***FOUND A LOST CELL PHONE ALERT*** If you were at the Tennessee-Vandy basketball game today and lost your phone, it fell next to my feet. Here’s a picture of it. It’s in my bag, and I’m not touching it again until I give it to you or an officer. Please spread word. Thanks.

Helluva tale of two halves. Go Vols!

Teach us your secrets 🍊

Guess where I am

Fuck em

HELLO WIN COLUMN

Whenever I hear the name Dean Curley, I’ll always say “Ol’ Dean Curley”.