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Today’s white house exchange is why you can’t elect children…

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#UFOSKY The unruly and frequently out of line teenager’s mother drives them to school in her bathrobe and curlers walks them into class—just to embarrass them. That’s what just happened to Luna and her conspiracy “task force.”

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Pretty sure I saw Bert Kreischer in the room today at trump’s cabinet meeting. If true, it tracks perfectly. Also, is that hat elon wears everyday covering up a horn(s)?that has begun to grow from his head??

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Nothing is cooler sounding than kicking a spring reverb tank going into a stand alone reverb unit

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The biggest downside to dying in your sleep is never being able to appreciate you died in your sleep. Plus—that’s probably how ghosts get created . Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Is there anything less productive than the four out of five star review? What kind of living breathing asshole would waste their time doing such a thing? I don’t speak from experience but I hear the tales. You know who does this kind of shitty thing? Bigfoot hunters.

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I get all itchy, uneasy, and tingly feeling when I look at a lotus seed pod or just symmetrical holes. I think they call that trypophobia. But I also get the exact same feeling when I look at a picture of a left-handed Les Paul….. Equally as absurd looking.

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Outside the bouts of solipsism—my mind wanders when it’s idle and try and convince myself I’m not still at some previous time of trauma, profoundness , or just absurdity—hallucinating that any time has passed and I’m here now. But that’s just me. Or I’m crossing my wires w/ a Buffy season 6 ep.

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#UFOSKY Not sure if I’m tracking all this correctly. “You,” want me to watch your YouTube videos of you watching other YouTube videos asking questions anybody would ask themselves while watching the original YouTube videos? And get your Patreon so I can see these videos of you watching videos early?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Be weary of what you learn to justify when it’s not your experience

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Among all the agents of deception out to mislead you the most effective at performing this task is yourself

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#UFOSKY The history of the world will show that the events leading up to and after WWII as our civilization’s “bottleneck.” 80 years is just a gnat fart. I can’t decide if the UFO phenomenon is a symptom , an epiphenomenon, or just the catalyst.

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#UFOSKY There is a huge plus to not having a visual/video component to a podcast: it deters the YouTube content creators that solely clip and try to recontextualize other YouTube videos as their daily videos. They do add their own words occasionally like : “interesting, right, to be honest with you”

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I’ve always considered the possibility of falling down a flight of stairs and its mortal ramifications when I became aged as a possibility and a threat, but in my youth I never thought I’d come to an age where SLIDING down sets of stairs would become such a regular occurrence.

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For some people, thinking that their passed on loved ones are watching out for them is comforting. But if our ancestors are truly watching over us, do they know when to excuse themselves? I say this as an educated, evolved animal—that still does “animal stuff.”

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#UFOSKY The gods we acknowledge are equally perplexed in their understanding of God as we are. Or so I’d like to think. I can only assume even a “master of reality,” knows there are limitations to the whole of experience. Beyond that experience is where imagination begins

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Apple Music has a feature where after an entire album has elapsed it chooses what it thinks is similar music and starts playing it. I’m not a fan, nor do I have any of it downloaded but it consistently plays Tame Impala for me. Ive already heard Todd Rundgren’s band Nazz

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Of the specters and demons that haunt us—many are the personal creations we’ve extracted from anxieties and foresight—not that of the demiurge, his set designers, D.P. , or writers. Solitude and silence the fuel

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The people that cry censorship when the documentary with cherry picked “facts,” that support their predetermined conclusion doesn’t get picked up by a distributor are the same ones that claim the free market will fix itself.

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Looking at Instagram every Valentine’s Day reminds me that I’m thankful that all the ones that got away were successful in their endeavors

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#UFOSKY I think the only thing required to start a “task force,” is to call yourself a “task force.”

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Anyone with a grasp of English to the level of someone who knows it as a second language—but it’s their native one can make a decent living running their own YouTube channel where they solely play clips of other YouTube videos and almost, recontextualize them. Seems to be popular

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I write everything down. Sometimes I don’t know what it means till weeks later. I usually feel embarrassed and disappointed I wrote it down

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This is an old article, that I think about regularly, for whatever reason. But I do think it proves my age old theory that the Meat Puppets album “too high to die,” was an experiment in sobriety… dangerousminds.net/comments/the...

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Until this morning my mother, late 70s, thought the reason people in her procedural shows ended their lives in the bathtub was so it would be easier to clean up after them…

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

#UFOSKY even a Craigslist P.I. Can dig up finances and payments a YouTuber that’s only been at it under two years, or a well spoken debunker have recently received under odd circumstances. Claiming you’re a nobody is not a good defense for the evidence.

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#UFOSKY UFO content creator on YouTube today accusing someone of grifting for selling a book that they wrote. Hilarious. In the episode show notes is a store link that you can buy his egg shirts and beanies.

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What occurs to me, mostly, is the coffin’s lid of “the gentleman’s agreement,” is now fully nailed down—for all

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

#UFOSKU The UFO crowd, and I’ll include myself to an extent, or showing themselves to be quite pathetic in an unambiguous way. Desperate for some form of public disclosure they’re willing to believe people like Luna, mace, Burchett, and formerly Gaetz in hopes of some form of public disclosure.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments