Profile avatar
dpaulmeyer.bsky.social
I wrote some stories. Writer, forklift driver, teacher, keeper of beasts.
404 posts 957 followers 843 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 19 Comments 31

Day one after the diagnosis is mostly complete, and I hate everything.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So apparently I have a slightly defective pancreas and now I can't eat sugar. Fuck me

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know those little silica packs in packaged food aren't toxic, they're just a choking hazard. So you can actually eat as many as you want if youre feeling risky

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m guessing all those “2A Super Macho Alpha Conservative Christian Males” haven’t been blathering on about “why we REALLY have the 2nd Amendment.”

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Watching Severance, I sometimes want to view the members of the RMD department as avatars of the four chaos gods of Warhammer 40k. It doesn't always work, but sometimes it does and it just hits.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Adam Scott doing voiceovers for Taxact is such a fun meta joke that probably goes over a while lot of heads

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why do people say Risk takes too long to play? We finished a game in two hours flat last night with four people playing.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When I look on Google maps now, there's no name at all in the Gulf of Mexico. They have other large bodies of water labeled, but there's nothing for that one. Are they just waiting to see who comes out on top? Are they trying to fight back? Just scared of making a decision?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 9 days ago • 790 comments

I have some Marine friends, and I wonder what they think about how this guy is discussing their values

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

When you're worried about a medical symptom and want to ask someone about it, but terrified of what it might mean

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Some good news!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Please read and share my recent op-ed in The Hill: Dismissal of Trump’s criminal cases does not prevent future prosecutions in 2029. I explain why these dismissals don’t signal the end of Trump’s accountability. Justice in America is still possible.

submitted 79 days ago • 15 comments

My son has a special kids toothpaste with an ingredient that turns it from blue to pink while brushing. Big deal, my toothpaste turns pink without adding anything

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed, one jumped off and bumped its head. So momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "I'm not a veterinarian, so for the love of God stop calling me about your damn monkeys!"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Speck of dust on my screen, so tried scrolling to get it to come down to where my fingers are to brush it off. I'm not tired, why do you ask?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

For a month or so a while back, I was so into mastering the Dvorak keyboard layout. And it totally helped me get like ten extra words per minute.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

submitted 11 days ago • 1243 comments

Lol fuck the staff sections, am I right? Seriously, though, does he really not understand the importance of logistics? Bureaucracy wins wars, because that's how you count your men, your equipment, and your bullets

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments