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This fuckin guy lol

Breaking news: Musk is considering giving every American $5000 off of a new cybertruck

Straight white male Trump supporters realizing he's not just hurting poc, women, and LGBTQ people.

Good riddance. The world is better off. We Americans are all fucked but the world is better off.

Zelensky is learning the same thing every US proxy eventually learns. That the US will toss you aside as soon as you're no longer useful. It's kinda nuts that anyone still falls for it. I guess it's hard to say no when you and your friends live in luxury as long as you play ball.

Reminder that the fucking genius who made this Elden Ring build and was so confident in it that he posted it on Twitter, is now in control of the federal budget.

This mf is just straight up calling himself king now

What's wild about this is that, had Musk done this, he could have gotten all the love and praise he ever wanted AND validated the bullshit that some billionaires are good actually.

Republicans have been trying to get rid of child labor laws for years. Some red states already have. Now, they're destroying public education. Then they're gonna squeeze us until we have no choice but to send our kids to work to help parents pay the bills. They want to enslave future generationsvs

So they're gonna put immigrants in Rikers? So basically they're gonna turn immigrants into slave labor making them even cheaper while enriching the prison industrial complex. This is utterly evil.

"HANDS OFF OUR CFPB!" That's the best opposition to fascism that America has to offer. Someone should tell Elizabeth Warren that most Americans don't know what the fuck the CFPB is because neoliberalism has rendered them politically illiterate. Jfc, the CFPB is just another failed agency.

Anyone who is excited that "The Gulf of Mexico" is now "The Gulf of America" are literally the dumbest people in the world. You should remove them from your life at all costs. There is no hope for them.

They're dismantling the Department of Education. Cause that's what America needs. To be DUMBER.

These working class clowns defending Musk are a trip. The world's richest man who made all his wealth through government subsidies now has control of government spending. Do you think he's passing the savings down to your dumb ass? Musk thinks you're trash. These mfs are stupid as shit.

Idk why people are freaking out about Kanye. He just sold some awkward tshirts because he's autistic.

Damn, now when Trump says dumb shit like, "Maybe we could nuke the hurricanes" or "We should try injecting bleach" it's gonna hit different now that he's the head of a fascist dictatorship.

Kinda funny watching liberals get excited when the courts ruled Trumps actions illegal. What did they think would come of it? Did they think the fascists were gonna be like, "Oh damn! We didn't realize we were breaking the rules. Our bad. We'll stop then."

The MAGAs are gonna say that Trump stopped the woke deep state from rigging the Super Bowl in favor of Taylor Swift, aren't they?

That's cool more people are turned off from Tesla because of Musk but people still buy Fords and Volkswagen. Ford was a Nazi sympathizer and Volkswagen literally made German military vehicles during WWII. It's not a coincidence that the world's current richest industrialist shares the same views.

The Soviet Union wanted to execute every single Nazi but the US wouldn't let them. Then the US hired a bunch of them to work in science and government and here we are today.

Musk loves Sci fi dystopian media because he likes the idea of a world ruled by tech CEOs using technology as a tool for subjugation. So if you're wondering what he's doing, he's trying to make the future look like the movies.

His idiot fucking supporters are like, "Fuck Yeah! Fuck paper straws! This is important to me!"

So the DOGE staffer resigned over racist tweets. My question, why? His boss grew up as a rich white South African who is obsessed with genetics and does Nazi salutes. I assumed being racist was a prerequisite.

It's a clearance sale! Everything must go! Act now, these deals will not last! Lmao, we're so fucked

Trumps gonna stop anti Christian discrimination. They're the most popular religion in a country where you can worship anything, have multiple federal holidays, have vast wealth and political power without being taxed, and the 3 top leaders all claim to be Christian. But they are very persecuted.

I can't put into words how fucking disgusting it is that Kanye West pressured his girlfriend to stand naked in front of the whole world so he could draw attention to himself.

These words came out of Ethan Kleins mouth, "There's something scary brewing in America...communism." Billionaires are looting the federal government, Christian nationalists are guiding policy, and immigrants are being rounded up to be sent to Gitmo but COMMUNISM is scary. This mf is dumb af.

Me: *booing the American national anthem* Candian: Are you pissed aboot the tariffs too? Me: Tariffs?

My only solace is the fact that the fascists in charge of the US are such ridiculous, incompetent shitbags that they will fail in a spectacular way. It's actually good for humanity in the long term. It sucks for us Americans right now, but it's good for the world.

Trump and his gaggle of billionaires are stripping America for parts because they know the days of US economic dominance are over. They're gonna pass on the pain of living in a dying empire to us. I'd say buckle your seat belts except they're gonna strip those too.