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dracula.mk.noob.quest.ap.brid.gy
This shit ain't nothing to me man [bridged from https://mk.noob.quest/@dracula on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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I'm in Myrtle Beach scraping rust off the fuckin' frogs, losing my goddamn mind

There was scat all over the pounds- There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out

The zaza got me connecting the dots

AK sing like a castrati, ooh-wee!

That pussy balder than Howie Mandel

Perhaps an apple or cherry wood smoke

I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth

Why the fuck did we kill off the Neanderthals?

Percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time

Get shorty out of here, she's built like a Jay Electronica verse

Psychologically terrorized the op until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan Steakhouse

I'll spin the block huffing spores to see tomorrow's stock market

Pussy so tight I had to scissor her ass

My bitch pussy fatter than Druski

What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!

I make a nice stew out of that pussy

I'm moving like Gilbert Arenas

Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data

I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like

Gave her a venti of cum with two pumps of Dracu-nut

Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf

I'm fucked up drinking a Chinese modelo

That coochie doin' it for me, slime

I'm pissing and drooling all over myself

This henny got me wanting the shit

She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8

I was one of nine babies abandoned in the bando

That gash sound like salmon roe

This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog

I hydrated the soot between her ass cheeks

Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run

My dogs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean anything

She had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains

They're sick in the head, they forgot I'm him

That perc eating my ass up

Boy wanted some clout, I put him on the news and turned him into a real superstar

That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes

This blunt looks like Ray J's dick

Chopper small and sturdy

Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me

Motherfuckers live in their car and call it "van life"

I'm a real shit-flinging beast

Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!

That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'

We out here cloud seedin', the scope gleamin'

My bitch look like David Hasselhoff

I'm a fucking junkie cannibal, all I wanna do is sip mud and eat my opps

She eating my ass and whatnot

Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant

The 12 thousand year old jenkem so old it doesn't even smell no more