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Ever get that feeling that you’re going to be arrested and sent to El Salvador?

seems bad

Me when I read real news for a minute or two, give up on humanity again for the day, and go back to reading ESPN articles or whatever

The woke libs will never take ME POT O' GOLD!!!

Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic

this shit is so stupid

the assassination of archduke ferdinand but for the entire global financial system

Gathering all the most powerful men in America to sit around me in a circle on the floor while I read a children's adaptation of The Bell and the Cat. Afterwards we can discuss the moral of the story

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 NEW SUBSTACK ARTICLE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Helldiver II's Managed Democracy is Dangerously Close To Reality. The Neo-Reactionary pipedream and how it's made its way into the White House. open.substack.com/pub/openbrai...

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

lmao the Chinese are Reagan posting

attn: #daliban open.substack.com/pub/openbrai...

good news everyone, the 100% tariff on China will end podcasting our long international nightmare is over

turns out maybe it was a bad idea to turn questions of basic fact into popularity contests based on easily-gamed fake internet numbers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z8...

theonion.com/october-22-1...

I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...

can't believe i'm agreeing with nina turner but here we are

It’s very weird to me that in all the (genuinely comical) hermeneutic reading of Trump’s decision to annihilate the global trade system, no one actually quotes one of the major reasons he himself cites for it:

I genuinely think that he might be the Antichrist.

oh no