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It's a nice night for an evening. Bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes. ⚠️ Contains Veilguard spoilers. ⚠️
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So when we get back, does anyone fancy spacial anomalies? That's what friends do, right?

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Inquisition! With the Herald! For your lives! For a king riding with the fabled Grey Wardens against a tainted god!

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Abilities akin to blood magic be cursed! I'm not parking the aravel on the roof.

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This is why the Qun doesn't like the chiseled nutsacks of my ancestors fighting.

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Varric's idea of relationship advice amounts to "Watch out for Loghain Mac Tir - he's nailing Bethany's braid to the bed."

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I'm not going to gloriously ride a nuggalope into battle because I have a headache.

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Good news is, I think I can marvel at perfection somewhere else.

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Lucanis: I would kill for a shy corrupt elven god. Rook: Have you? For a corrupt elven god, I mean. Lucanis: Not today.

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The Champion killed Anaris in single combat? It just sounds so... hungry.

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A haiku: mucky wee babe Anora is drawing on the horrific magic of the blight be flipped ass-over-tits and hammered like a bent nail

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The Warden convinced Zathrian to lift the curse by shipping Fenris and Ser Barris.

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There, the chiseled nutsacks of my ancestors would be a mark of honor. Apprenticed to Shale, you would do well.

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The Joining requires selling out Jowan and Lily so you don't get in trouble.

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The Champion killed Isabela in single combat? It just sounds so... personal.

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Blood mages rule Thedas, and Starkhaven will be in the middle of some calibrations.

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Cole really wanted to wear the Friends of Red Jenny as a hat.

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We need to sell elves into slavery in order to support your war, don't we? Let's stop worrying about excellent teeth and go do that.

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Trouble follows our name, I guess. The price of finding out Cassandra doesn't wear underpants.

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Here I come to show some nobs your arse. Again.

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A haiku: boring tainted god Jory is drinking darkspawn blood charm the Crows

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They've claimed for years extravagant lies don't sell in the Magisterium chambers.

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This is the sort of venture that can make a man for life! I'm not about to take any chances getting shirts over your horns.

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On the list of things I thought might happen today, being a slave to whomever holds your control rod would have been near the bottom.

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I'm not only screaming every time a Shriek appears behind you, I'm cooking up some really juicy justifications! Listen to me fart!

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Crying every time Duncan is mentioned sounds like everything that's wrong with ham that tastes of despair.

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Hawke was surprised to find Sebastian's hips that don't lie 'cause lying is a sin in Café Pietra.

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The sound as Danarius found purpose in serving the Grey Wardens was like a Tevinter ruin saying "I told you so".

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He wasn't just a hero; he was now finding true beauty in the world.

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We cannot be possessed by all the feels-uh and are immune to attacking Skyhold with a goat. Useful, considering our role.

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You know, it's possible they're just going on a weepy tirade. That's my theory, anyway.

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The more I hear about frigging raisins the less I like it.

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Less talking, more plagiarizing the worst thoughts and fears of mortals.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Have you ever licked a nug in a catsuit in winter?

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You four will be heading into Emprise du Lion to perform two tasks. The first is to obtain three large darkspawn raids, one for each recruit.

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Yesterday I saw NSFW art of blood mages. It was adorable.

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I'm all for joining the Qun because it doesn't demand pants. If you're taking votes, that is.

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They serve a specialty roast here: Keeper Marethari's Empty Castle. Unstoppable and stench-ridden, like a portal to the Fade that you can pee into. You should try it.

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I thought you were drinking with the Andrastian Chantry. I was wrong and I will not let you get away with this.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

What's that smell? Answers that aren't answers?

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In this analogy, the pursuit of creation is a spirit.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I received your orders and will depart for Ostwick as soon as possible. I have arranged for the Champion of Kirkwall to take over carrying on the Cousland name.

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Krem convinced the Herald to let the Chargers join the Inquisition by tripping on each other's dicks while the country goes to crap.

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There, the Glory Age would be a mark of honor. Apprenticed to Bodahn Feddic, you would do well.

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So when we get back, does anyone fancy Samson? That's what friends do, right?

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

What "full advantage" can you take without a most fortuitous withdrawal?

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Cassandra likes poetry, long walks on the beach, and hit pieces.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Hmmm. That smell... this is Rana Savas, isn't it? I would know that anywhere!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Submitting to the taint, sure. But nailing Bethany's braid to the bed? It's not your style.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing Orlesian lick-spittles wouldn't solve, I say.

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The magisters of the Tevinter Imperium are known for collecting rare romance novels.

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